Help needed, I can't stop farting !

[MalcolmT]

[xlizx]

If you want a charcoal biscuit, go to a pet food shop and get some loose dog biccies? Bet they'll be cheaper. My sister loves them, she is a chav though. I hear they like strange, exotic foods.

[senna_f4]

[MalcolmT]

Second Progress Report

The storm seems to be abating.
I've quit cereal at breakfast, just having toast and canned grape fruit.
Lunchtime its what ever's going except red meat, beans, or cabbage.

I'm praying for an isle seat on next weeks flight home.

If another storm comes by at home I'll be straight to the quack, hopefully the receptionist will put at the front of the queue.

[nrml76]

Try fresh pineapple. They are supposed to contain enzymes that break down protiens. It is quite easy to get in African countries.

[Paul@125power]

[Kam]

can u tell me and paul are in2 the same stuff?
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[hellkat]

A girl I know who has regular colonic irrigation assures me that it helps to reduce farting.

Personally, I'm not really interested in trying it out to see whether she's telling the truth.

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[MalcolmT]

My kite won't fly, the wind has dropped.

It looks like I'm over the worst, I can hide the odd trump in the office by pulling deeper into my chair.
The lads at smokers corner don't cring if I pop in for a chat.

I've stopped cereal at brekky, now its canned grapefruit and a couple of dod's of toast. No beans, beans cabbage, etc at lunch time. And I've been skipping the evening meal for a while.

If it flares up next week when I get home i'll give some of the other good stuff a try.
Thanks everyone.