Embarrassing Moment

[andrea]

I can see the funny side now, so thought i'd share my little "moment" today...

Had a lesson today, and as it was so hot i didn't wear my cold killer and slightly unzipped my leathers. Going down a nsl road and i suddenly feel something fly into my leathers and start buzzing around. Now i'm a bit of a squeeler when it comes to wasps, and normally start flapping about, well i convinced myself it was a wasp and started beating my chest with one hand while trying to negotiate a left hand bend. Felt something bite me so pulled over, jumped off the bike, unzipped my leathers and emptied the damn thing out of them, only to realise i'd done it on a busy road and had flashed the whole of lichfield! Poor instructor still hasn't gotten over the shock!!! And it wasn't even a wasp, it was apparently a masonry bee whatever that is

So, apart from NOT unzipping my leathers ever again, is there anyway to keep the little bstrds away when im riding?????

[Churchill]

You could alway try riding faster than they can fly


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[Rookie]

You don't wear anything under your leathers?

Want to meet up for a ride in Iceland?

[Jack_Cheese]

Puts the shits up you doesn;t it? I haven't found a way of deterring the little kamikazes.

one wasp once deflected off my jacket and into my lid, at which point i went crosseyed focusing on it, and blew it as if to say "SHOOOOOOOOOOOO!". I then saw the black and yellow bands, flipped my visor up, signalled left, and came to a stop on the pavement, all one handed, as i actually managed to get my helmet off before i stopped! Friggin' frightening!

Jack
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[Trill]

For the helmet kamakazi's if you turn your head far enough (as long as your on a long straight) they blow straight out :p you like like a total muppet though
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[christof]

Try and stay on topic please, guys.

....So Andrea, you don't wear anything under your leathers?

[0ddball]

I can't quite get my head around what happened, perhaps a crimewatch style reconstruction would help. Anyone got a camera? https://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b10/ze_liza/Random%20crap/Smilies/eyebrows.gif

[andrea]

I had a strapless top under my leathers, but pulled it down to get the little bstrd out as i'd hit him but he was still wiggling. Happened so quick, i never even thought...then i realised, so embarrasing...everyone else thought it was hilarious, my instructor said he just wished he'd had his camera for the wall of fame.

Sorry to spoil that for you, should have just lied about being naked shouldn't i? Sorry lads!

[senna_f4]

Andrea where are the pictures, bohooo bohooo


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[Marcg868]

Mmmmmmmm naked underneath leather, wish my missus would get a bike and wear leathers ............... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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[kevuk]

in fact this is a very common problem.....just so happens i have a secret formula that keeps bees/wasps away.
only problem is im the only person licensed to adminster the solution so if you just want to pop over next time you fancy a ride out ill be more than happy to give you a coating
oh god too many beers
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[JonT]

I don't really understand what your saying, do you have any pictures to demonstrate the point? :p

[ZRX61]

Bee's are child's play after you been hit in the throat by a Dragonfly....

[ButtMonkey]

I've never been stung. Does it hurt I'll have to find out somehow Haha...guess what I'll be doing tomorrow

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[Shaun]

You should've known what type of reaction you'd get on here andrea, the forums full of kids, wish korn would put a 21+ age limit on the fourm.

[0ddball]

Oh look, another moaning old git post from Shaun. Pipe and slippers on stand by!

[Dark]

Doesn't that just make you wish you were a fly on the wall?
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[Whosthedaddy]

[Method]

Man,

Ive always heard people saying "Meh ignore the kids" and "wait for the onslaught of replies now its a girl" etc... Never realy took much notice as its pretty much what happens in real life...

But as soon as a lasses chest is mentioned its like a swarm...

Im only 18 myself, but IMO thats old enough to tell you lot to quit your lame ass perving. Its the fecking internet lads...

Do a search for porn on here, im sure theres more than enough to satisfy your needs, and grow up, jesus

Back OT:

When i wore a tight leather jacket, i foudn the only way to get wind into them was to get some speed up, which of course isnt usefull around town...

If you wear a sleevless top under your leathers, then you can unzip the top section of your leathers somewhat and the wasps and that wont tend to go in...

A cool tip is:

Unzip your leathers before you set off - do this before you start riding because you have to hands free to do the following:

When you have unzipped to your desired length, grab the collars of your leathers, left colar in the left hand and vice versa.. then pull them back as if your trying to show off your shoulders, and then tuck the collars in, underneath your leathers... then push the leathers back down on you. That way you ahve yoru leathers undone enough to get air through, but because they are rolled under, there is almost like a wall, so no wasps can actually get into your leathers, just hit your chest (which is protected by your sleeveless top) and fly off

Hope thats of some use?
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[Dark]

whoa! Chill out Method! its a natural reaction, besides p*rn is over rated if you ask me
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[Whosthedaddy]

My last leather suit that I had a removeable inner lining for summer use. The actual suit was perforated like a tea bag effect across the chest and stomach,and you could feel the breeze coming through at speed, on the converse, you got a little wet in the rain.

I do not envy anyone wearing protective gear in this weather if you have to commute and get changed at the end for work, I'm sitting around and have betty swollocks.
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[Shaun]

I saw a cool trick last night, just open your leather jacket fully, then to prevent any wasps being able to get near your chest, travel on the back wheel only!

Gotta admit, he did look cool.

[trevoriv]

tbf if i saw a leather clad lass get off her bike and flash me then id be getting her number

[skelly]

wish i was the wasp
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