sven on millionare

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Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached
the £1 million question.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember, you
still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? "
Is it.
A: Badger
B: Ferret
C: Mole
D: Cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure.
I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left
with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm
still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."
So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. "Hmmm, I think I'll call
David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who
wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with
your help he could win £1 million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."
"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal Lives in a
set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.
"You sure, son?" says Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."
"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.
"Final answer, Sven?"
"Final answer, Chris."
"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was
brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a
call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger
lives in a sett?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham,

"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
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So it's a hugely long-winded set up, followed by a terrible punch line?

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