Antisocial things you would like to do on a bike.

[innominate]

Mine:-


Go on a rideout with a few people at rush hour on the motorway. Lots of filtering.

Whomever has the least (stolen) England flags in their possesion at the end of the ride has to buy all the drinks/food for the evening.
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[Wave2k]

How many wing mirrors can you whack off chavvy cars,
Loser sucks shauns micro penis.
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[queen of string]

What wave said without the oral sex
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[Shaun]

[Wave2k]

after that
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2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[Dark]

How many mirrors can you whack off police cars would be a fun game
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[ncrn]

how many people in open topped cars you can slap round the back of the head

[killa]

I've done most of the ones i wanted to....

One of the best was 5 bikes doing burn outs infront of the plod station, no plates.
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[McGee]

Strap a huge tray of eggs to the tank with something to stop them flying out then ride round town and randomly egg cars/people/windows while dressed in a random costume
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Sephiroth]

Stop giving me ideas .

The convertable head slapping sounds fun though .

[scampypants]

when i was a younger chap me and me mate were driving round in his car bored. we sees this fellow on a push bike going slowly up this hill he had on all the biking gear bright illuminous tight clothes the lot, aforesaid friend leans out of the window to slap his arse, gives it a good slap, with the forces involved he broke his arm and the guy on the push bike has a raw arse. We gets home from the hospital with aforesaid plastered arm and his mum asks him what he`s done, she goes mad and hits him with her other frying pan breaking his other arm suffice to say he had to get someone else to wipe his arse for weeks

[McGee]

[phill.c]

head slapping for the win

ive done the egg throwing before harder than you think managed to slap one on a chavs forehead at some lights couldn't stop laughing all day and my mate had only just turned his camera off which was on his helmet and he was on the passenger side so would have caught it all

phill.c
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CBR400RR the funs started - Honda MTX 125 ongoing project when i can be arsed

[DEN MONKEY]

[ram_doom]

I've done mine, riding at speed, booted a conveniently placed traffic cone into a group of students sitting in a circle on the grass next to the road
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TL1000s, KDX200

[phill.c]

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

[ZRX61]

If you want to fuck with people in convertibles just lob a paint grenade in as you ride past..

[phill.c]

ZRX61 you just reminded me of when i was little my mate threw a water bomb into a really flash convertible only the guy chases him didn't get far because he's a big fatty, the guy grabbed him and my mate pissed his pants so the guy kinda thought eeewwww fook this im not getting piss on me and got back in his nice wet car and drove off
we was only about 9 or 10 and he still gets stick for it.

phill.c
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CBR400RR the funs started - Honda MTX 125 ongoing project when i can be arsed

[Black Knight]

I'd like to do 34 in a 30.
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[Visitor Q]

I want to get a trials bike, and ride OVER a cop car once or twice.

That would be swish
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[McGee]

[Jack_Cheese]

Wheelie along downing street while sat on the tank, legs akimbo bare arsed starkers with an erection. That would be jolly good

Jack
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[SoND]

Play a game of ghostrider

Guess I'll need a real bike though
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[Yoshi]

Ooooh I'm gonna have fun on that 400 after reading this, I'd thought of most of them anyway!
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