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Dark
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: An embarrassed bike safe instructor.... Reply with quote

This is what happens when you put a bike safe instructor on a two week old blade Razz

Iroinically he was riding with a bunch of mates of mine to a local bike meeting place to try and encourage people to attend a bike safe course when he binned it!

Hes perfectly fine, hes just damaged a police bike and his pride. He underestimated the power of the brakes whilst leant over which sent him wide which made him panic again which sent him wider onto some gravel and lowsided into a ditch
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooo bummer!

What's up with the tank Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

What you can see is a plastic cover that fits over the tank itself. The tank has been flattened onto the engine Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:47 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a bit weird, you coulda had a huuuuuuge fuel tank!

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PostPosted: 11:48 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooops. Did he get his arse kicked? The Police aren't too happy with their kit being destroyed are they.

Sep - It's not the tank, it's a plastic cover over the airbox, the tank is "mass centralized" lower down in the frame.
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, anyone can do it lads Smile
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dainesefreak wrote:
Ooops. Did he get his arse kicked? The Police aren't too happy with their kit being destroyed are they.

Sep - It's not the tank, it's a plastic cover over the airbox, the tank is "mass centralized" lower down in the frame.


Thats a better explanation, thanks mate, whatever is under the tank cover is now flat as a pancake though Laughing

He is not looking forward to telling his boss that hes destroyed a two week old police bike this morning thats for sure.
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose you take them off their big old pan's and they aint such hot shit anymore....
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheDonUK wrote:
I suppose you take them off their big old pan's and they aint such hot shit anymore....


Exactly.....
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should have had some crash bungs fitted. Laughing

That's class.
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now do you all see how talented I must be. Shocked Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheDonUK wrote:
I suppose you take them off their big old pan's and they aint such hot shit anymore....


How further from the truth do you want to be?

Our bikesafe instructers had a SP2 and a R1 and could REALLY ride them.

They are police class 1 motorcyclists, they are very very good riders.
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're all human though, and so not infallible. Smile
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bad day, we all have em.
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh irony of ironies. Cool
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
TheDonUK wrote:
I suppose you take them off their big old pan's and they aint such hot shit anymore....


How further from the truth do you want to be?

Our bikesafe instructers had a SP2 and a R1 and could REALLY ride them.

They are police class 1 motorcyclists, they are very very good riders.


I've ridden with a few police class 1 motorcyclists and i think its a myth that they have superior riding skills Confused
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's all down to conditioning, you get used to what you ride. Hoping on the Blade from something like a Pan/BMW would be, err, interesting. I've found that the front pushes wider on the brakes on this model too, nothing major and you can bully it or ride around it, but it can catch you out on occasion.
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been thinking about attending a bikesafe course for a while, but a) i can ride fast already b) what they teach is mostly common sense c) i have learned to combine them both and d) i am able to adapt to different bikes without falling off them

Police bike riders have put themselves on a pedestal and expect to be thought of as the best riders on the roads, what a load of sh*te! anyone and i mean ANYONE who puts the effort in can ride equally well if not better, all the information needed is out there it just needs digesting and putting into practise

Hey, maybe i should start my own advanced riding school Idea
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark wrote:
I've been thinking about attending a bikesafe course for a while, but a) i can ride fast already b) what they teach is mostly common sense c) i have learned to combine them both and d) i am able to adapt to different bikes without falling off them


And it's precisely that attitude and lack of modesty that is the reason why you should attend. Anyone who thinks they know it all generally doesn't really know much at all.
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: An embarrassed bike safe instructor.... Reply with quote

Dark wrote:
...just damaged a police bike and his pride. He underestimated the power of the brakes...

Ah, what he should have done is pinched the keys and taken it out when he wasn't supposed to.

He could then have happily explored the potential and 'familiarised' himself with the vehicle at illegal speeds, say up to 160mph and 90mph through a town centre, safe in the knowledge that he'd be safe from prosecution and up there with the "creme de la creme" of police drivers.

Well, apparently that's what they do/did with police cars in Telford (if you remember the case) Rolling Eyes

As said though, human/pilot error. It's a bugger when it comes and bites you in the arse Shocked Ties in with a conversation I had with a bike copper. Asked if their bikes would be worth buying 2nd hand (as well serviced, well riden, etc.). He just shook his head and told me I didn't want to know the number of times they'd be thrown down the tarmac Smile
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He must have been a bit overexcited Razz

First thing i do in a straight line is try to get the feel of the brakes, because mine are very shite in comparrison to modern machinery...
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And it's precisely that attitude and lack of modesty that is the reason why you should attend. Anyone who thinks they know it all generally doesn't really know much at all.


Extreme, i don't profess to knowing it all, i don't think anyone does know it all. From what i've seen and experienced riding with them theres not a lot in it when comparing riding skills.

Obviously some people are better at some things than others, everyone has their specialist areas, but overall i didn't find them superior to me.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

What BikeSafe/police force was he from then? Embarassed
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

david916 wrote:
What BikeSafe/police force was he from then? Embarassed


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PostPosted: 13:55 - 15 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

To 'err' is human! (happens to us all)

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