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dainesefreak
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Personification Reply with quote

If your bike were a person, who would it be and why?



Now I've actually asked this I can't decide myself. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Personification Reply with quote

For my race SV; me!

Lazy, but can make the effort and pretty seriously shift when there's enthusiasim.

A bit broken with some ragged edges and tatty clothing, looks worse than it really is, though performance needs a bit of tweaking at the moment!

Getting a bit old these days.


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PostPosted: 12:11 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off the top of my head, my NC30 would be Kylie.....

Everyone knows of Kylie, even if it was just in a magazine.

Everything you'd want in a small package

Teenagers dream of riding it

Very pretty to look at, even at the age she is now

Reliable, always gets the job done......

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Killa127/Kylie20red20bikini20spv.jpg

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Killa127/DSC00808.jpg

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PostPosted: 12:14 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

George W. Bush, because you can always depend on it to cock things up spectacularly.
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I'ld like to say Christina Aguilera, but I can't as it's never dirty Wink

So since it's out in all weathers think it will have to be Halle Berry when she's in her 'Storm' mode:

https://www.fxsmith.com/images/Storm2.jpg

https://www.bikepics.com/pics/pics/suzuki-sv650s-05-bikepics-438972.jpg


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dainesefreak
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, bit of a cheesy one for me.

James Bond, looks smart in it's nice black suit, never flustered but can put the smack down on if it needs too. Rolling Eyes Wink

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/new.jpg

Edit - Felt left out in the picture stakes. Wink


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PostPosted: 12:37 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dainesefreak wrote:
James Bond


Licence to thrill? Rolling Eyes

I guess my GSXR would have to be Homer Simpson.

It's yellow, fat, and likes to drink a lot. Laughing

https://home.wtal.de/homer/home/ho_smile.gif
https://www.pascoe.cx/newbike1.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

No way!

You fucking cleaned it! Surprised
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at the properties of the image. Someone else cleaned it for him! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My CBR125R with its modifications and tuning would be: Beyonce Knowles as it is slim, on the sexy side, not liked by all, not overly impressive with no 'make-up' and add-ons but when done up goes like the clappers for its size and has the ability to shock because of being underestimated.

https://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/k/knowles/lg1a.jpg

I don't have a picture of my bike yet as I don't have a digicam or a good picture phone.



Edit/ Some other people do compare them to this though:


https://thegeeks.de/~mb/Kampfi-auf-CBR125.jpg

Edit/ more screen size friendly picture
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, it was me that cleaned it, shortly after riding it back to Birmingham after I'd bought it.

However, that picture is from 2004, and it's nolonger anywhere near that level of shinyness. Laughing

Has new wavy discs on the front and a clear double-bubble now though. Smile
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul@125power wrote:
My CBR125R with its modifications and tuning would be: Beyonce Knowles as it is slim, on the sexy side


I'd say more like Sally Gunnell. Ugly as fuck, but a good runner. Wink

https://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1190000/images/_1194498_gunnell_150.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you don't want to go spoiling it by cleaning it too often, you'd only end up having a diva on your hands. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sally Gunnel is a sprinter you fruit loop. When is a CBR125R classed as a sprinter?
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said "runner". Where's your sense of humour? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
I said "runner". Where's your sense of humour? Rolling Eyes


Yea, but in that case why not Paula Radcliff?
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cos she's not as ugly. Laughing


EDIT - this is a sprinter! Wink

https://www.mercedes-benz.hu/kikapcsolodas/hatterkepek/sprinter_1024.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Past it's prime but if kept well oiled and lubed keeps soldiering on!

or...

Can perform just as well as younger models but has a longer recovery time!
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
Cos she's not as ugly. Laughing


LOL. Oh c'mon, the CBR125 isn't that ugly.

Edit/ That merc looks like the vito to me. Thinking
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

suzi_bandit wrote:
Past it's prime but if kept well oiled and lubed keeps soldiering on!

or...

Can perform just as well as younger models but has a longer recovery time!


That you or the bike? Wink
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

suzi_bandit wrote:
Past it's prime but if kept well oiled and lubed keeps soldiering on!

or...

Can perform just as well as younger models but has a longer recovery time!


Doh... Didn't read the question properly. Either down to senile dementure or mental regression, not sure which but either way the result is the same.

I was describing my bike as me or me as my bike in my former post. Could be a lot worse but I didn't want to slate my bike too much coz she's a bitch and will get her own back when I least expect it.
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob Monkhouse, because he was quick and made me laugh.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

my ex

cos i rag the hell out of it on a daily basis
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huambo81a wrote:
Bob Monkhouse, because he was quick and made me laugh.


Are you really that old? Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dainesefreak wrote:
Huambo81a wrote:
Bob Monkhouse, because he was quick and made me laugh.


Are you really that old? Laughing


No, but he was the first person i thought of, (worryingly)
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