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hellkat
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PostPosted: 01:13 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Positive things about being single Reply with quote
FreshAL wrote:
Come on, there's got to be loads more


* You can walk around the house starkers without being moaned at to "put it away, love".

* No boring telly: the only reason I knew Italy were playing the other day is cos my daughter texted me when they scored Shocked

* You can fart in the same room as yourself without fear of offending yourself or stinking yourself out.

* You can play classical music OR Marilyn Manson, or you can play the same track over and over again, and not be nagged to put on something more interesting.

* Nobody cares if your cat eats their tropical fish Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 01:16 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Positive things about being single Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

* Nobody cares if your cat eats their tropical fish Twisted Evil


Brilliant.

I love the ability to just go out, get wrecked, and not care if i wake up in a field with a complete moose.
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Positive things about being single Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:
I love the ability to just go out, get wrecked, and not care if i wake up in a field with a complete moose.


I'd be more worried if I woke up in a field with half a moose! Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Positive things about being single Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:

I'd be more worried if I woke up in a field with half a moose! Shocked


Look at my hooooooooooooooooves Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 16 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Positive things about being single Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:


* You can walk around the house starkers without being moaned at to "put it away, love".



Like I'd complain. I'd just sit there staring at your expansive boobage and ask if I could use them as a pillow. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 17 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yah, like one pillow under each armpit.
How comfortable would that be.

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younggun
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 17 Jun 2006    Post subject: Re: Positive things about being single Reply with quote
FreshAL wrote:
I've found myself single after 5 years, and through all the crappyness of losing my girlfriend who I love very much and who was/is my best friend, my house and car I'm looking for positives about being single

1) When it's this hot it's great to have a double bed all to yourself
2) I can stare at the fine ladies wandering round in short skirts as much as I want
3) ...?

Come on, there's got to be loads more


i get that anyway and im only 14, but im not having much luck changing that, no one i really like in my school
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younggun
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 18 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
markcatate wrote:
Dom_ wrote:
When your young you can get younger girls round with a few mates, get them drunk and take advantage of them.

This stops however as soon as they reach 16/17 as they wise onto it. Laughing

I'm joking, honestly.


What ever Laughing

Dirty little pervert. Razz


hmmmmmmm maybe i should try this then, i could easily pass as 18 and get beer.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 18 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
oh i can eat my food as loudly as i want especially salt and vinager chrisps that burn your mouth off and yuo havei have to eat noisy Smile thats to add to rest of mine.
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