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PostPosted: 14:27 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: There is a god.... Reply with quote

My missus was talking with a girl at work about plastic surgery, apparently this girl, who by the way is a decent size 10-12, curvy and not fat, wants lipo suction done, WTF?!

Anyway, that’s not the good news (obviously) but on further conversation with her it seems going over seas to respected surgery’s can do work for almost half of the price they charge here…….my missus asks “Would you like it if I had a boob job?”

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“Yeah, spose, be alright….”
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

We Expect Pictures..... Clapping
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy's, we gotta get there first.....

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PostPosted: 14:37 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you can get it done in Portugal just outside Lisbon airport, for about £15.

They just cut her open with a bread knife, stuff a lump of strawberry jelly in there, and it's a simple blanket stitch to sew her back up. Thumbs Up

Wink In all seriousness, I wouldn't want my missus to have a boob job. Big tits are overrated, and fake ones just aren't proper tits. Razz More than a handful is just wasted!
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
Guy's, we gotta get there first.....

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Be careful...start of things to come...next it'll be botox, liposuction, arse lift, vaginaloctemy etc etc etc. Razz
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, she’s dead against the idea of any surgery, but she would love bigger boobs.
It seems like an easy process nowadays, and I’m not talking for Jordan size, just a decent size.
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah but it can cost the same if not more, if she has any trouble and has to go back, i.e travelling expenses and somewhere to stay.

but if she does we need pics Very Happy

vaginaloctemy Question i want one sounds good Shocked Laughing

plus it is addictive like tattoos.
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

NSR-AD wrote:
We Expect Pictures..... Clapping


The more angles the better as we will be able to give a more constructive argument for and against.
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PostPosted: 15:01 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

/\/\/\ or have a better wank Wink
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
...she would love bigger boobs... just a decent size.

I take it you mean just to go up a couple of cup sizes then or is it to add inches?

Let's hear it for pert breasts Clapping Dance! Clapping Dance! Clapping


FWIW from experience women with big breasts (cup sizes) tend to dislike them. Trouble is breast reduction surgery is a lot more dangerous than breast implants.

I worry myself I know this information, I think of it as a hobby not an addiction Wink Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

maps right about getting older they drop and you can guess what happens to the implants, plus the scars are alot worse for going down a size after already had implants, has they have to cut some skin off Shocked

i can talk about tits all day long Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

phill.c wrote:
maps right about getting older they drop and you can guess what happens to the implants


The wife is starting to get a complex about her baps. She reckons they are going south after the birth of our son, I wouldn't dream of persuading her for implants.

FYI: Implants should be changed every 10 or so years, as the breast tissue stretches and sags under the weight of the implant, you have a choice, to increase the size and cup size or reduce them and have reconstructive surgery.

Bigger boobs will make the stomach look odd, so a tummy tuck will be needed, then a bit of lipo, then......its a never ending saga to obtain perfection.
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
Bigger boobs will make the stomach look odd, so a tummy tuck will be needed


Sorry, why will it?
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything that is tweaked or adjusted to be better may (or will) make other areas look like they may need the same attention.

Forget bobs for a minute.

A nose job will highlight the bags under the eyes, a eye lift will highlight the wrinkles on the forehead, botox these lines and the neck looks flabby, a facelift.....

Boobs may have the same effect on the overall look of the torso

I have heard that cosmetic surgery may become addictive
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just looking at some of the celebrities out there with bigger boobs, some of them look very stupid indeed.

Take for example Jade goody, she went for the more pert implants that look unnatural and stupid especially when she has her bikini on.
Whereas a more natural implant goes with the shape of your body, better if you choose a cup size that isn’t going to be over the top.
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
Whereas a more natural implant goes with the shape of your body, better if you choose a cup size that isn’t going to be over the top.


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I think women just want pert and natural looking, without the Pamela Amderson and Jordan stylee Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want a boob job, I have since I was 15. I'm 22 now and as soon as a move out its the first thing I will do. My mom and dad don't want me to, they say i'm lovely the way I am but its definately going to be done. I would never dream of doing it for somebody else and I certainly wouldn't have anything else done after it.

I'm a size 8-10 but 5"6 so I just want some that are in proportion with my size. I went to a clinic last year and had a chat with a surgeon about it. I definately want it done in the uk though, with someone with a good reputation. A couple of people I know have had it done and the scars are tiny and they look fab!

Certainly make sure she reads up on getting it done abroad, and everythings safe ect. I just think if anything goes wrong I would want to be in this country.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

cheekie monkey wrote:
I'm a size 8-10 but 5"6 so I just want some that are in proportion with my size.


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PostPosted: 17:06 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i find boob jobs a bit sick
id prefer natural tits on a girl

i once was with a girl who had had a breast reduction and had ugly great scars under her tits which was a turn off

i guess if a boob job was so good that i couldnt tell it was fake, it wd be ok.

I think they need to put them under the muscle to get anything convincing.

I think all the fake tits in big brother are a bad influence on girls.

Id hate it if in a few years time half the girls in england had fake tits.

If girls want bigger tits they shd just eat more and put on a bit of weight.

I think face plastic surgery is worse though. So many actresses these days have faces that just look wrong
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dunni forget with implants they need replacement EVERY 7 years , I remember talking to a woman about it , and she didn't realise at all,

that said there are quite a few of the office staff who are natural and don't like it at all.
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:
Big tits are overrated, and fake ones just aren't proper tits. Razz More than a handful is just wasted!


Well said that man. Clapping
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Implants look minging. What tends to happen is that you could fit a 180 section rear tyre perfectly inbetween both breasts.
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: [NOT WORK SAFE] Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:37 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Implants have become more convincing but only in one position, as soon as they move or the gal lays down they look unnatural, they points to east and west, or worse - north and west, they werent designed as fun toys for us blokes, its just that being the big kids we are we can can find fun in most things, - Variety is the spice of life, and I like the natural variety in all its guises Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 22 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McJamweasel wrote:
Rookie wrote:
Big tits are overrated, and fake ones just aren't proper tits. Razz More than a handful is just wasted!


Well said that man. Clapping


Hmm. How do I say this without being slapped..?

K looks like she has more than a handful.

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