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PostPosted: 21:22 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Anyone watching Fifth Gear? Reply with quote

It's fucking cringeworthy! VBH standing in Birmingham Shopping Centre with a megaphone apologising to a bunch of shoppers (who don't care; no-one stops) because she didn't win a rally cross race. They've also had Tiff trying to outrun some gunmen in the Citroen C6 with flat tyres. Next they're going to fire a canon at some piece of crap car. Fifth Gear was always crap, but now they're trying to be Top Gear.... and failing miserably!

Maybe they should turn the canon on the producer...
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it my tv or does VBH have a lisp?

Old merc doesn't in the least bit remind me of top gears toyota pick-up Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

maurice wrote:
Is it my tv or does VBH have a lisp?

Old merc doesn't in the least bit remind me of top gears toyota pick-up Laughing


She's got something! I realise I'm quite alone in thinking she's not at all fit.

That Merc was crap. Conkers with caravan, catapulting cars and converting trucks into boats is the way forward! Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I started watching earlier, got bored, then turned it off. Just half watched the last 10 mins. The whole thing is basically a shit rip off of top gear. They always test the cars after top gear and most of the things they do are copies of things done in top gear, i saw the 'in todays show' thing at the beginning and top gear already did the trying to outrun the army while being shot at. Plus 5th gear never give a proper review of cars as they are always nice and give good reviews, unlike topgear which give their real opinions on the cars.
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think she is sexy. I saw her at the touring cars.

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PostPosted: 23:56 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has been alleged that she will hump anything with a pulse and a platinum card...

I find her to have munterish tendencies.
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 03 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
I find her to have munterish tendencies.


Classically understated! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought she was a lesbian Embarassed
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
It has been alleged that she will hump anything with a pulse and a platinum card....


Who wouldn't... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got a bit bored of topgear, all the jokes have been used a few times before usually and you can see them coming from miles off once you've watched a few.

At least fifth gear does have some relevance to driving cars, rather than JC either going "OMG it's amazing", or "it's a pile of **** because the colour doesn't quite match my hair".

Not that I've got a working TV to watch either at the moment.
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to hit VBH around the head with a big club.

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PostPosted: 11:05 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, the question is...who is the best looking female involved in motorsport/car shows etc.. ?
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like that tv presenter who is an ex rally car driver. i think she was on a channel 4 equivalent to top gear but i cant remember what it was called
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
i like that tv presenter who is an ex rally car driver. i think she was on a channel 4 equivalent to top gear but i cant remember what it was called



Your on about penny mallory Thumbs Up



IMO the best looking is the sexy miss suzy perry off te bbc Cool
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
So, the question is...who is the best looking female involved in motorsport/car shows etc.. ?


Fran Robinson: Used Bike Heaven, Men & Motors, 2002-2004.

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EDIT: She's on TV tonight. Be interesting to see what she looks like a couple of years on.

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PostPosted: 14:11 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
i like that tv presenter who is an ex rally car driver. i think she was on a channel 4 equivalent to top gear but i cant remember what it was called


Tom's right, Penny Mallory. Met her several times, she's lovely.

As for VBH, I can see what blokes like about her. She is a biker too lads! Wink

As for the whole of Fifth Gear, it's rubbish. And it's rubbish because the producer that was making the crap version of Top Gear went to Channel Five with pretty much the entire production team and started again on there. (Jon Bentley, he sometimes does stuff on the programme too). He's dreadful and he should be fired!

At least Top Gear doesn't actually take itself very seriously, which is where it scores. Fifth Gear seems to want to be Top Gear but actually be taken seriously in the process. You know that Clarkson, Hammond and May are all having a laugh and are giving honest opinions about the cars.

I don't have much time for Jason Plato anyway.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
So, the question is...who is the best looking female involved in motorsport/car shows etc.. ?


Suzi Perry! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was saying exactly the same thing whilst watching it: ''they're copying top gear and it's bloody cringeworthy!''

They have soo many topics which I dont care about and dont teach me anything. So what if a 16yr old merc door will still open if you fire a cannon at it?!. They should just stick to reviewing new cars and leave the larking around to Top Gear.
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver wrote:
killa wrote:
So, the question is...who is the best looking female involved in motorsport/car shows etc.. ?


Suzi Perry! Thumbs Up

Agreed
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 04 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
It has been alleged that she will hump anything with a pulse and a platinum card...



Platinum cards mean nothing, need one of them black ones Twisted Evil
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