roll on winter

[hazza]

just been out for a ride on the seen as its a 'nice' day. headed down the main road by sainsbury's in wednesfield and i felt a shooting pain in my balls, so i swiftly pulled over to the side of the road to find a huge bloody bee stuck to my jeans. pulled the bee off me, pain is still there, drop my kegs and i had to remove its sting from my balls ....in front of a group of 18ish year old girls in a taxi also pulled up at the side of the road
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[Biker-Kev]

Briliant for us to read and for those watchinb but not so great for you lol.
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[chris___]

jeez sounds nasty mate!! errr, get well soon I guess!
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[tony532]

worst thats happened to me was i had a ant in my helmet after i had left it on the floor and it pissed on my face as ants do.

they dont bite you they wee on you .


and it sodding hurts.


only time i have pulled my pants down in front of a load of girls was when i was 17 .
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[hazza]

i am 17 lol!!!!
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[tony532]

this wasnt at the side of the road though
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[bazza]

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[hazza]

lol like it has been said, me standing there with my jeans around my ankles rubbing my balls may have looked rather suspicious to them, i can imagine the squad cars now....
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[mistergixer]

Lol, having been seen by a mate at the side of the road wearing just my pants and thrashing myself with a glove i can only sympathise.
(In my defence, a wasp had flown down my jacket and stung me repeatedly across the neck/chest/armpit area, i think it was only my stinky pits that put it to rest in the end!)
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[DEN MONKEY]

I feel ya pain mate. I was out for the day and had a bit of a itch/pain in the balls but didn't pay too much attention to it.
At the end of the day 6 hours or so after I noticed it the first time I jumped into the shower and had a look see.
I had a tiny little black ant who had been gnawing at my balls for those 6 hours. He had managed to make a nice patch of raw skin where he had been nibbling.
Needless to say that little ant is no longer with us

Little fucker, couldn't believe it.
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[suzi_bandit]

That must have been one mothe***cker of a sting to have made it's way through the fabric of both your jeans and your kegs!

Where was your protective gear eh? Wear your codpiece when out on the bike!
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[finpos]

So, let me get this right...

You pulled down your trousers, and there was a little "bee sting" sticking out of your nutsack, and you pulled this off?

Jees mate, it may not have been very impressive, but you could still have used it for pissing out of .

finpos.

[fast_tzr]

Ouch sounds quite painful, how in the hell did you manage that? Wre you standing up or something?

[hazza]

beats me how it happened lol, i have no idea how the hell a little bee sting can get through my jeans. i was sitting down lol, but i have a commuter style bike not a 'sports' one so im more open to the insects than most my age (too many rs125's/tzr's/nsr's for my liking). i know it sounds stupid but i had no idea ants can be little bastards too, never thought they would hurt :S
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[Ashmath]

[LUXY DJ]

LMAO

bet that was a right "buzz"

maybe the bee was thinking "get a fucking sportsbike & i wouldnt be here right now"

my days what a laugh iv just had!
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