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king kong
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

Drives me mad, both my 12 year old daughter and wifey absolutely will not enter a room if they see a spider. We're not talking huge gargantuan tarantulas but small little buggers that are a thousand times smaller than your average homo sapien, neither are they poisonous, they don't bite and they mind their own business. Granted cobwebs are irksome. But honestly no matter how much I try and put things into perspective, the women in my household just hysterical. Why?
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

Spiders are only found outside of the kitchen for a reason.
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

becuase they are evil scheming little things that want to eat your babies.

And they're creepy. They also always seem to come RIGHT AT ME. And don't get me started on the hobo spiders that jump accross the room and land on you and then try to eat you.
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're fast and they're ugly. Thats it really. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

queen of string wrote:
They're fast and they're ugly. Thats it really. Embarassed

wow im a spider
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Drives me mad, both my 12 year old daughter and wifey absolutely will not enter a room if they see a spider.


agreed, annoying isnt it Razz

/me hides from other half


i find moths far more annoying and intrusive, cos they flutter about, land on you, and just generally act stupid and refuse to find their way out till the next day

useless bloody things, but spiders i have no real issue with them

i kill them if i can reach them, cos after all they are trespassing, but its more a routine extermination than anything else
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king kong
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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becuase they are evil scheming little things that want to eat your babies.


Hmmmmmmmmmmm evil and scheming!, we hav'nt got any babies.

Are you scared of asteroids or men with their eyes too close together. Its all totally irrational, can't fathom it out.
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like spiders!
Its good when they make webs in my room because then they catch the flies, which really piss me off...
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

king kong wrote:
the women in my household just hysterical. Why?

https://www.spiderzrule.com/BITE.JPG
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

phantomtek wrote:
Spiders are only found outside of the kitchen for a reason.



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PostPosted: 23:00 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

ZRX61 wrote:
king kong wrote:
the women in my household just hysterical. Why?

https://www.spiderzrule.com/BITE.JPG


Looks like the aftermath of a brown recluse spider. Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

[/quote]
https://www.spiderzrule.com/BITE.JPG[/quote]

Looks like the aftermath of a brown recluse spider. Shocked[/quote] Confused

Have you seen the damage a dog bite does?
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: So why are girls scared of Spiders? Reply with quote

king kong wrote:
M wrote:

https://www.spiderzrule.com/BITE.JPG

Looks like the aftermath of a brown recluse spider. Shocked
Confused

Have you seen the damage a dog bite does?


Have you seen the damage Godzirra does?

Don't see all the wee girlies running away from him do you!?
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you seen the damage Godzirra does?


Do you mean Godzilla?
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

king kong wrote:
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Have you seen the damage Godzirra does?


Do you mean Godzilla?


No.

You should know, he's your Arch Nemesis, apart from that moth that has lasers, you should sort him out he's starting to annoy Goose.
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

[/quote]Do you mean Godzilla?[/quote]

No.

You should know, he's your Arch Nemesis, apart from that moth that has lasers, you should sort him out he's starting to annoy Goose.[/quote]

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PostPosted: 23:19 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone knows girlies aren't really scared of spiders...we just let you think that then you can move them and feel all macho for 2 minutes!

Personally speaking, I have to clear the room before my OH will go near it if a spider's been playing! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 07 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must admit, I hate them. Cant share a room with a spider in so if its in the other corner of the room I'll open a window and leave for a few days hoping for the best. The freak me out with their fangs, and legs and erratic movements Neutral ew they make my arm hairs tingle
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't mind normal spiders but i fucking hate tranchulas they can fuck right off to hell and stuff...
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

WildGoose wrote:

agreed, annoying isnt it Razz

/me hides from other half


i find moths far more annoying and intrusive, cos they flutter about, land on you, and just generally act stupid and refuse to find their way out till the next day

useless bloody things, but spiders i have no real issue with them

i kill them if i can reach them, cos after all they are trespassing, but its more a routine extermination than anything else


if you ever go to Rural india or China you have to try this , leave a light bulb on sit and wait for 10-15 minutes and your room will be completely full of moths, a similar situation happened to CH4 news guy Krishnan Guru Murphy , he fell asleep with the light on and woke up to find his room filled with moths which scared the shit outta him
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always try and set them into the garden, whenever I come across them. Now wasps I hate. Actually, any insect with wings I hate, and will exterminate with extreme prejudice.

Except maybe pretty butterflies Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every knows to kill Godzirra you upercut him Shocked

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PostPosted: 00:48 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee where do you find all this tat?

....I bet you make it yourself don't ya, in your B movie set cellar Smile
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should see the home made porn Wink

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PostPosted: 06:31 - 08 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing ^^LMAO^^ Laughing Laughing


1 word to deal with spiders...

CATS! Thumbs Up

& yeah i hate wasps iv been sting a good few times before & 4 times @ once aswell Shocked

i dont mind stag-beetles but its when there flying that there dodgy Surprised Surprised
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