What's Your Favourite Insult?

Resurrection · Ballast Boy Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

What i mean is if your havin a row with either friends or some randomn bmw driver Evil or Very Mad

, then what do you say to end it all...

For example me and one of my mates are always having abit of banter and we're both man city fans Rolling Eyes

and he calls me a munich (as in the name for the red half of manchester, or nigeria or wherever most of them live) and it is generally considered that there is no come back from it!

So whats yours...?

Res
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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Resurrection · Ballast Boy Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

Yeah thats all very well flip and so does a straight forehead to your nose BUT..

What about mates? cant KEEP punching them ALL, soon run out

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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Shut it you ginger tosser works on one Laughing

When we were 15 and he smoked "Look I will tell your mum you smoke" his reaction = Shocked

My other mates it usually ends up in who can say the most creative insult Laughing

To end one with a random person "F*ck off you c*nt" works Thumbs Up

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Not to my friends granted, I tend not to row with my friends though.

Resurrection · Ballast Boy Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

I see it as well intentioned banter..

Have i just made that word up? Intentioned??? sounds right i think

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

Shut the f*ck up you blood belching vagina.

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

My favourite word in an argument has to be BOLLOX...

It rolls off the tongue sooo sweetly! Very Happy

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Resurrection · Ballast Boy Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Typical of Reevo8 and his negative ratings. LOL

*Me awaits another one*

Paul@125power · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 01 Mar 2006 Karma :

To mates: "Shut up fuck-knuckle" or "You hairy spunk bubble".

To BMW drivers: "Were did you get your licence? A f*cking crisp packet?". or "That's the most expensive c0ck extention I've ever seen".
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Marcg868 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

Dog End is a widely used one round here

" Shut it you fucking dog end" Rolling Eyes

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suzi_bandit · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Karma :

"One more word out of you and I'll nail your balls to the wall" was one I used recently. It did the trick Smile

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

since i am in northern ireland its the only way we speak to each other is in insults.

good morning is: well how the f*ck are you di*k or words to that effect.

good bye is : Fu*k off

basically every sentance has a swear word lol
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RickHolt · Traffic Copper Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Karma :

'Ya mam!'

Say it to my sister all the time.

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Damn your oily hide!
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suzi_bandit · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Karma :

I did something really horrible once that stopped my ranting, raving ex-hubby in his tracks. He was always having fits and temper tantrums and I really didn't see any point getting into an argument with him because he was so unreasonable. We'd recently had a baby and when ex-hubby kicked off I just got my left tit out and squirted milk in his face. He was so shocked he shut up.
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Dom_ · Points Mean Prizes Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Karma :

A good one i've used a couple of times, when people ask you something in an argumentative way. Such as "why do you always ride like a dick?" Just turn round to them and say "coz i can." Theres no comeback!!

westy2006 · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

i agree with 'because i can!' gets them every time!
if not just call them a ''cheesey ring worm'' or ''cock muncher''
or ive just made up, ''you cheesey ring wormed cock munching fanny fart!!!''
ok i will stop now.....
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Demontweeks · Derestricted Danger Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Karma :

not long ago i was threatened with twatt bat my response to him was :

"great can u please make sure it's a 12" one this time as the last guy only brought a 10" and i was spittin splintters for days.. u could always add nails for extra pleaure Razz

oh and u may want the ky gel for my turn as it can be a little sore being butt fooked by my 10"big black vibrator"

he left soon after... may have been the sick smile i kept on my face whilst watching his evey move Shocked

one of my mates once ripped a heated mirror off a merc whilst filtering and handed it to the driver sayin "here u can have this obviouslty u don't use it and it's in my way" the guy just looked Shocked

Mister James · I want to believe! Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Karma :

'Shit-Cunt' and 'Weasel' are my current monikers for those whom I find wanting in social graces. Friends who are being mocked by my good self usually find themselves labelled 'F'ing Deviants' or 'Nonces'.
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Groove · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Karma :

"Your a insult*"

* - can replace that with a random word from what the last person just said.

For example:

Person 1: Got a fag mate?
Person 2: Your a fag

Health warning: Girls may eventually slap you when said enough, guys will punch Neutral

Other things to say can be, "Ill * all over you face in a minute"

again, * is a random word from what ever the last person just said

And some others but i think im just babling on Confused

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..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Telling someone to "Go suck your mother's cock" usually provokes a reaction Laughing