Penis Size!

[lozzypop1]

Oooooo cystitus!
My worst ever sexual experience resulted in cystitus!
Poor lad didnt know his arse from his elbow in the knicker dept and spent ages trying to perfect his oral technique!
After much instruction, with him not paying any attention to my pointers, I finally told him to give up.
Pee'd razor blades for a couple of days after that!!
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[karen_moomin]

[XS1954]

As this post can't really get any lower, a question for the girls. Do you like to give oral?
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[numark1]

Seems there are quite a few sex gods.

Maybe those 10" dicks are stuck on their foreheads

Good old internet.

[lozzypop1]

[XS1954]

No.
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[Dragonfly]

cystitus = pissing fire. to cure or ease the effects later go to the loo after sex even if yu have to force to pee. it saves in the long run. beenthere done that to many times lol
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[hellkat]

[Clanger]

[Marcg868]

What i dont understand tho, is how can people be crap in bed. I mean lets be honest, its not fucking hard is it! I like to ask what women want, where feels good and what feels better and take it from there, i take great pleasure in seeing women shake like mad then shudder like an earthquake when they cum
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[Clanger]

Laziness perhaps. I think if women had experiences like you describe each time they had sex, there would be less of the 'no sex cos we're married' conversations you hear!!!!
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[Itchy]

its a porn thing, a lick a quick rub and snap of the fingers and shes having (fake) multiple orgasms
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[murphyD]

Did anyone find their penis got any bigger since the start of this topic???
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[Marcg868]

[Itchy]

hahaha I always thought there was a woman being murdered while I cruised around Breightment/Harwood a couple years back....
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[tokarev]

I has a massiv beast innit. Bo!
I has also got millions of pubes. /Ali G lingo

[lozzypop1]

[killa]

My foreplay technique starts with just talking to a girl, I can get them hot enough for it without touching them.

I found reading my sisters girly mags when I was younger helped me out a lot, I found it astonishing how some of my mates turned out who had only a brother in their family, some of them were clueless about women and often would ask me for advice.
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[Kwaks]

Got to agree with killa there, you aint gonna give a woman a good time unless you know how her mind and body works, and even with all the knowledge you need time with that partner to narrow down to her favorites.

For me the foreplay is the best part, and to see a womans reaction (positive of course ) when she feels something she has never experianced before
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[akaDAVE]

I've never been worried about my penis size. I'm more than happy with an average sized, fully functional penis thanks, that'll do for me.
(Despite recieving hundreds of emails daily to my hotmail address asking if I need an 'extension',)

You have to think relatively about penis size two. Remember, it takes two to tango. You could have a nob like the thick end of a baseball bat but if the girl has a vaginal cavity like a wind-sock then it renders your super-nob useless.
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[Dragonfly]

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