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PostPosted: 16:00 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Tim Westwood Reply with quote

Just browsing around on the web, as you do, and saw something about Tim Westwood.

Now if I'm right he's meant to be this hard arse London gansta??? Geezer from the street, Good ole city hard man.



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The guys from my home town of Lowestoft. The official place where old folks come to die. Gansta my arse, he's more like a bloody farmer.
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I can comfortably say Tim Westwood is a penis.
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guys 49, ACT YOUR BLOODY AGE!!!!!
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing short of a joke. I really do detest the man.
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LH-ER5 wrote:
I think I can comfortably say Tim Westwood is a penis.


A Grade A one at that.

Whats all that bad ass gangsta talk all about, he's white for gods sake!!!
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's on my Free Kill list. I write a list of 5 people I'm allowed to kill if I see them in the street, and it will stand as my defence in court.

He's in 2nd place, he got edged out by McGee. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here you go, A pic of the hard streets that Mr Westwood grew up on.

https://www.lowestoftonline.com/images/photos/sunnybeach.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hate him with a passion
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is so gangster his dad is a vicar
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was on Newquay Nights last night on Sky Three, what a fucking cock.

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PostPosted: 19:55 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

gsxrmick wrote:
LH-ER5 wrote:
I think I can comfortably say Tim Westwood is a penis.


A Grade A one at that.

Whats all that bad ass gangsta talk all about, he's white for gods sake!!!


agreed his 1 PROPER PRICK!!!

but i dont understand your next part......you saying you cant be a gangster if your white? cause theres white gangsters & they talk "bad arse" just not in black gangsta talk like him
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Re: Tim Westwood Reply with quote

tribal_tiger wrote:

Now if I'm right he's meant to be this hard arse London gansta??? Geezer from the street, Good ole city hard man.

Watching just the advert for the UK 'pimp my ride' made this very obvious to me Neutral.
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha he is is a grade a twat, bout as gangsta as the bloke off the halifax advert, infact, that blokes more gangsta.

My mate saw him at the airport once,,,had his photo took with him, he's sumit daft like 6'8.
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LUXY DJ wrote:

but i dont understand your next part......you saying you cant be a gangster if your white? cause theres white gangsters & they talk "bad arse" just not in black gangsta talk like him



What I should have said is why does he talk like he's black from the ghetto. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would be worth doin 5 years for torturing that lanky wigga

He annoys on a whole new level i didnt think possible since the days of peter im a tool andre

Westwood is about as gangster as a wet fart, dads a vicar hes from lowestoft and he went to public school!

Not very gangstarrrrr is it now

Come on tim we all know you'd be alot more comfortable if you just admit you love the cock

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PostPosted: 23:18 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

gsxrmick wrote:
LUXY DJ wrote:

but i dont understand your next part......you saying you cant be a gangster if your white? cause theres white gangsters & they talk "bad arse" just not in black gangsta talk like him



What I should have said is why does he talk like he's black from the ghetto. Thumbs Up



Thumbs Up Mr. Green i know i know i assumed you meant that Wink

but cant beat the "REAL" gangsters like old skool east end or mafia Twisted Evil

his a PRICK!! either way his 1 of most annoying ppl i know off!
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 17 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

but he's "Off the chain!!!!"

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STFU Timothy and run along to sunday school, like a good little boy!

Irritating doesn't cover it, calling him a turd of a human being doesnt cover it, I actually think he has created a whole new level of irriation that can described thus


Pal 1"Christ alive mate, whats up?"

Pal 2*climbs down from ceiling*

Pal 2(through clenched teeth)"JUST..... SEEN.....TIM..... WESTWOOD...... ON.... TV"

Pal 1 "You poor sod"

The thing my missus says is this

"He gets my hackles on edge. I cannot even bare to hear the sound of his voice, and IF, I repeat IF i have the misfortune to see, or even hear him on tv, I feel enbarassed for him as he is making such a prick of himself"
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PostPosted: 00:48 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

gsxrmick wrote:
LUXY DJ wrote:

but i dont understand your next part......you saying you cant be a gangster if your white? cause theres white gangsters & they talk "bad arse" just not in black gangsta talk like him



What I should have said is why does he talk like he's black from the ghetto. Thumbs Up


Because people who watch MTV are prats with a dangerously low IQ?

Pimp my ride is so scripted it makes me sick.
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most of the American shows are, Average Joe, Meet my folks, Room Raiders, Tommy Lee goes to college. Nearly every American Tv show (like the ones above) are fake & scripted.

The Dialog is awful & who would go on a tv show where you have to impress the parents to get the girl... Laughing It says something in the credits about it being edited but offcourse it goes to fast to read. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Misc wrote:
Most of the American shows are, Average Joe, Meet my folks, Room Raiders, Tommy Lee goes to college. Nearly every American Tv show (like the ones above) are fake & scripted.

The Dialog is awful & who would go on a tv show where you have to impress the parents to get the girl... Laughing It says something in the credits about it being edited but offcourse it goes to fast to read. Rolling Eyes


If you really care you should record it and pause it

Thats assuming your pause button works on your remote unlike mine which is worn out from back in the day watching basic instinct!

Erm Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 01:46 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do your worst:
https://www.urban75.org/dj/westwood2.html

https://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8176/westwooddawgvh1.jpg
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PostPosted: 02:58 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:19 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha, he did a set in liquid, norwich and was pants, changed the tracks every 40seconds.

Still it is fun playing the westwood drinking game on the lacrosse minibus back from a match on saturday evening.

There's usually about 16 of us all drinking, when westwood comes on, every time there is a gun shot, explosion or his name is mentioned you have to drink.
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PostPosted: 11:47 - 18 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

c-m You must be off your face in 5 minutes!

Where abouts are you? Fill in your bloody profile!!!
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 21 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siggi wrote:
have a mate shoot him with an airgun through his car window, and leak it to the press that he'd been "shot in a drive-by in an assassination attempt".


Is that honestly true? Shocked

What a shaft.
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