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mrtEE
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

next time take the CGR125 with the iridium (i think) spark plug. Its so fast it will go back in time and get you there on the dot.

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PostPosted: 14:26 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, maybe it's for the best Paul, I personally wouldn't want any prescription medicines I was receiving to be measured out by a pratt like you.

"Only last year when I was doing my AS levels I was helping a friend in doing her Masters and even gave a lot of help with a certain paper that got submitted and also went on to be part of an extensive research paper done by one of the professors at the university she was at"

I sincerely hope that no one would hand in work for a Masters that they hadn't prepared theirselves.

Even more I hope that no one who is carrying out a Masters would accept assistance from someone who is as illiterate as you are Paul.

"and also went on to be part of an extensive research paper done by one of the professors at the university she was at"

Grammar ?

Yes I know you claim to be dyslexic, but there is a difference between being dyslexic and being illiterate (or having a low iq).

I know there are some people who won't agree with calling a spade a spade (or an imbecile an imbecile), so let the bad karma begin.....

I don't want a retard (who's maths is probably as piss poor as his english) measuring out pharmaceuticals to anyone.

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PostPosted: 14:51 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog wrote:

Yes I know you claim to be dyslexic, but there is a difference between being dyslexic and being illiterate (or having a low iq).


On a slightly different note, well, maybe not that different.

Do more and more children seem to be being diagnosed as being dyslexic or autistic (sp?) than ever before? And it seems that the tag line 'but only a very minor form' is added after such a diagnosis...

I don't think anyone in the schools I went to were diagnosed with any form of learning difficulty, apart from the ones where it was obvious. It just seems to me parents are using it as an excuse for their children being either thick or causing trouble.

Perhaps I'm being a bit insensative....
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

chrisw wrote:

Perhaps I'm being a bit insensative....


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PostPosted: 15:37 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick to tuning that CBR125.

Maybe it would be a good idea to stick an ALARM with a CLOCK on it as well.

Or you should in future go to your pharmacy and get some Pro-Plus and while you are at it, buy a dictionary from somewhere. Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog wrote:

"and also went on to be part of an extensive research paper done by one of the professors at the university she was at"

Grammar ?

Hotdog.


You incorrectly punctuated the quote. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 21:07 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if its any consolation i may still have to come home and resit a mickey mouse test on conservation (ie come home from being a sea turtle conservation volunteer to do it Rolling Eyes) to get into uni next year.

Guess what % i need to get on this test to get onto next year...

17%

And i only didnt go to the exam cos they never told me about it Evil or Very Mad
By the time i went 'hang about, wheres the pissing global environmental issues exam' it was too late Rolling Eyes

i need 30% in all my modules (and i have that easily in all the other ones), so fingers crossed i get to do an assignment instead.

Otherwise im home beginning of august rather then beginning of september. And if i fuck it up... i have to resit the first year. Grand.

So it could be worse. Besides most universities allow you some sway in your results. I needed 280 to get on my degree, and got in with 200.

So you might be fine.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Guess what % i need to get on this test to get onto next year...17%

i need 30% in all my modules (and i have that easily in all the other ones), so fingers crossed i get to do an assignment instead.

most universities allow you some sway in your results. I needed 280 to get on my degree, and got in with 200.

So you might be fine.


FFS - Jesus FUCKING H Christ - what is the standard of education in this country coming to ???
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 19 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog wrote:

FFS - Jesus FUCKING H Christ - what is the standard of education in this country coming to ???


Considering the indept drivel you spout on here you've obviously never partaken in any type of education, therefore you shouldn't comment Wink

First year is a getting up to speed year, and i absolutely razzed all my other 12 or so modules. Just this one was ridiculous from the outset, and the comedy of errors wouldnt have been far out of a python sketch.

But yeh, the rules are 40% overall, and at least 30% in every module. I have 18% already, the missed exam was worth about 70%, so to get another 12% works out at about 17% of THIS exam.

And Bangor is out in the middle of nowhere so they are undersubscribed, so therefore they are happier to bend the rules.
Infact most uni's will if they need seat fillers.
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PostPosted: 07:12 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog wrote:
Even more I hope that no one who is carrying out a Masters would accept assistance from someone who is as illiterate as you are Paul.


1. I am not illiterate, I am definitely dyslexic and I have had the formal tests done to prove it and the certificates that allow me 25% extra time in examinations.

2. What the hell as it got to do with the price of bacon. Do you even know what a masters intails? An for your information, the masters in question is a masters in disability studies. There is a lot of comparing to do between the social and medical models which I find easiest.
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul@125power wrote:
Hotdog wrote:
Even more I hope that no one who is carrying out a Masters would accept assistance from someone who is as illiterate as you are Paul.


1. I am not illiterate, I am definitely dyslexic and I have had the formal tests done to prove it and the certificates that allow me 25% extra time in examinations.

2. What the hell as it got to do with the price of bacon. Do you even know what a masters intails? An for your information, the masters in question is a masters in disability studies. There is a lot of comparing to do between the social and medical models which I find easiest.


Well Paul whether or not I know what a Masters 'intails' is somewhat besides the point.

I do however know how to spell 'entails'.

Dyslexia ?

Or maybe you don't actually know how to spell ?

Spelling phonetically is not a symptom of dyslexia, Paul.

BTW, you use of english is terrible in all your threads and all of it seems to be a lack of understanding of the rules of grammar, knowing which word to correctly use and of course your spelling.

For your information 'duel sparkplugs' are (quite obviously) spark plugs that are currently engaged in a fight to the death.

The word you were attempting to use is dual.

So...typo ?

Dyslexia ?

Or a lack of basic understanding of the meaning of words ?

How about we let the readers decide ?

Even if you have dyslexia and allowed are 25% extra time in examinations, that doesn't actually mean that you aren't thick as well.

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PostPosted: 13:01 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am pretty sure they have to let you re-take the exam, if you were sick then they would, i would take it to higher people then your school.
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Being thick and not being able to spell are not the same you narrow minded spelling nazi.

Why don't you leave my grammar along. If you knew about dyslexia you would also know that it is harder grasp basic principles and despite being taught them can not remember them or find it hard to understand them. Another characteristic is also not being able to transfer what you want to say onto paper. ie You know what you want to say, but do not know how to word it.

Although spelling phonetically is not a symptom of dyslexia it is the best way of making a guess and there isn't much else I can do if the spell checker doesn't pick up on it.

So I am so fucking sorry for getting acute head troma after a bus accident when I was younger which is the cause of my disfunctions which include short term memory problems, because if I could change what happened the first reason would be to satisfy you wouldn't it.
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it is all going to be ok, I had a word with the uni and because, despite now automatically getting 0 from my module 5 and 6 exams in chemistry, I did do well enough in my AS levels (I got an A) to achieve a D at A2, which, assuming I get at least Ds in biology and physics, I will get into my insurance coarse. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog, it may have been mentioned before but is your signature at the bottom of posts intended to be ironic/hypocritical?

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PostPosted: 13:21 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul@125power wrote:
Rolling Eyes Being thick and not being able to spell are not the same you narrow minded spelling nazi


Hmm...now you call me a 'spelling nazi'.

Yesterday you accused me of harbouring a grudge over some previous argument (which I don't recall).

Unless.....are you that sad tosser who was copying EVERYTHING siggi said ?

Let me see 'safety nazi' 'spelling nazi' who on this forum is dumb enough to call anyone who doesn't agree with them nazis ?

Oh yes, siggi the dumb fuck.

That's it !! You are siggi's adolescent protege, aren't you ?

So as well as dyslexia, you are unable to think for yourself ?

Harsh man, harsh....

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PostPosted: 13:32 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you often amuse yourself like this?

Personally, I don't know how much I am apparently similar to siggi, but, I am not the sad fucker following all my posts and replying to them just to act like an arse and spending my time making comparisons between people's posts. Do something else with your spare time, like, translate all my posts into greek then find more spelling mistakes and incorrect puncuation because, dispite your apparent hatred of my writing, can not help forgetting about.

So, translate into greek, have more of a laugh while sitting their with your cock in your hand wanking over yourself and how great you are. Because, your the man after all.
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

hotdog can i ask you not to attack somebody for not being able to spell properly or for having dyslexia, i have it aswell its not the best thing to live with,
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

colezxr wrote:
hotdog can i ask you not to attack somebody for not being able to spell properly or for having dyslexia, i have it aswell its not the best thing to live with,


Sorry colezxr,

Apologies.

No offence intended.

I wasn't intentionally attacking anyone for having dyslexia.

I just find it difficult to spot exactly where his bullshit ends.

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PostPosted: 13:57 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:01 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog wrote:
I wasn't intentionally attacking anyone for having dyslexia.


Are you for fucking real? Do you read your own posts?

It will end when you stop asking questions about me which lead to me having to tell you more, which, not matter what it is, to you is instantly bullshit.

So why don't you fuck off, my gran died when I was 5 years old, do you fancy commenting on the authenticity of that statement while you are at it?
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul@125power wrote:
Hotdog wrote:
I wasn't intentionally attacking anyone for having dyslexia.


Are you for fucking real? Do you read your own posts?

It will end when you stop asking questions about me which lead to me having to tell you more, which, not matter what it is, to you is instantly bullshit.

So why don't you fuck off, my gran died when I was 5 years old, do you fancy commenting on the authenticity of that statement while you are at it?


I think you are getting a bit off topic Paul.

All my grandparents died while I was still a child.

I don't see what any of that has to do with comparing a duel spark plugged CBR125 with a nitrous Busa to be honest.

It's your choice Paul, to constantly blow your own trumpet with silly tales.

I apologised to 'colezxr' and he/she accepted that.

Ok, I'll take your word for it that fitting a new spark plug doubles the power of a 125 and that when you aren't feloniously ghost writing assignments for masters degrees, you are zooming around on all manner of the latest superbikes.

Happy now ?

Hotdog.

ps. that just leaves the rest of the forum for you to convince
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdog, you are a complete fuck-knuckle. Your last post seemed to be as if you were arguing with yourself.

I never mentioned having doubled the power of my bike as if I did I would gladly get it dynoed then get and extra 2 copies of it. One to post on here to show everyone who was interested in the achievement and the other to shove up your arse. The closest I ever got to mentioning 'doubling power' was that my bike had more that 13BHP. Fuck all about contributing the complete power gain to a spark plug.

You are a complete fucking muppet and if you want to know the power of my bike, the only way you will find out is when I tie you the back of it by your fucking neck and fucking drag you to a garage so you can see it being tested.

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PostPosted: 14:46 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul@125power wrote:
Hotdog, you are a complete fuck-knuckle. Your last post seemed to be as if you were arguing with yourself.

I never mentioned having doubled the power of my bike as if I did I would gladly get it dynoed then get and extra 2 copies of it. One to post on here to show everyone who was interested in the achievement and the other to shove up your arse. The closest I ever got to mentioning 'doubling power' was that my bike had more that 13BHP. Fuck all about contributing the complete power gain to a spark plug.

You are a complete fucking muppet and if you want to know the power of my bike, the only way you will find out is when I tie you the back of it by your fucking neck and fucking drag you to a garage so you can see it being tested.

Also...



Paul, how much HP do you think it takes for any bike to get to 97 mph ?

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PostPosted: 14:50 - 20 Jul 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the fuck should I know? My bike hasn't seen 97mph. It has seen 95mph on the clock that might be fucking 75mph in reality for all I know.
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