Bang goes my life!

[.....]

Hotdog suffers from micropenis syndrome hence his need to try and belittle people on BCF who he sees as an easy target.

The bitterness he feels because he is unable to have sexual relations with the opposite sex (who merely point and laugh when they see his malformed button mushroom) is released in the form of pointless digs at forum members because it gives him the "big man" feeling that is missing from giving women a damn good seeing to.

Hotdogs sexual urges can only be realsed by masturbating with a pair of lubed-up tweezers, after which he logs onto BCF to release some of the bitterness at having to use such a tool to gain sexual gratification.

So instead of getting angry at the poor chap - feel sorry for him.

[Hotdog]

[Paul@125power]

lol, button mushroom.

Tomorrow that is getting rated!


https://www.viralseeds.de/img/porsche-penis.jpg
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[Paul@125power]

Well, the light bulbs... I'd say about 3 HP because they look cool.

The spark plug...well, that doubles power, so add another 13 odd BHP.

Now then, the valves, ...let me see, easily another 8 BHP at least.

So in total my bike pushes out...46 BHP because I forgot to metion the weight I lost in having a shit before I got the bike dyno tested.

That is before I pump the tires up, take the mirrors off, fit an extra power band, change the engine fairies, take 2 of the 4 strokes out, put optimax fuel in and take off the exhaust.

I am only joking BTW, just thought I would give your arsehole a little cybertickle because you are obviously flicking your bean with great force at this point with something read to say.
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[JonB]

The only funny bit about the post above is that you probably thought it did put out 46BHP before this thread.
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[Paul@125power]

[Hotdog]

[JonB]

[Hotdog]

[Paul@125power]

Have you got a realy small penis aswell?


Edit/ I shouldn't really say that, copying off joe and being a siggi wannabe would just be too much to handle.
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[JonB]

Dunno, i'm all "pretended" out.
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[Paddy Blake]

xxxxxxx

[ram_doom]

Paul, your bike is a CG 125 with a fairing. Sort of a CG125 "s"

Give up...
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[McGee]

I have got over 160 on my clocks.

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3696/mcgoonedar1.jpg
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[bearwood.beckham]

Can Hotdog do any wrong?

He seems sooooo perfect and to be honest, I think he may be God.

Hotdog is the perfect human!