Potentially sexist post about female bikers...

jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

Right this could all go horribly wrong in a trying to put out a fire with a can of petrol kinda way but here goes.... Rolling Eyes

I was outside Fox's diner last Sunday at the Berinsfield round about in Oxford. It wasn't a gathering as such but the parking lot was full and there were people in and out all the time.

Right this is the potentially misogynistic bit but out of all the bikers, only a tiny proportion were of the fairer sex so to speak, and of those 5 or 6 females, about um....100% of them looked like they drank petrol for breakfast, shaved with a stanley knife, shot putted for Russia in some point in there lives and generally swaggered around like they had balls hard enough to hammer in nails......

Now don't get me wrong they are all lovely people and probably some of the most genuine people around but is this what biking does to fresh faced fair maidens. Question

I've yet to experience that moment when you pull up alongside a "mean and scary" biker on a black limitted edition 999r, you look across just as the rider is removing his/her lid...........then,.....locks of golden hair tumble out of of lid, a beautiful set of full lucious lips and a pearly white smile appear, soon followed by a button nose and piercing blue eyes. You make eye contact and mumble "oh bugger", look downwards to avert her gaze only to see she is wearing butless chaps, and has golden brown skin with an "I ride" tatoo,..............,then promptly try to prop you bike up without using the stand and slip in your own puddle of drool....... Embarassed

God I'm bored at work.......but anyway back to the point, where are all these beautiful biker babes??

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

i am certainly not a butch looking shaved head female biker as you can see. people that dont see me with a bike dont believe i have one.

i dont intend to look like GI Jane in my life ever.

its an interesting point i have often thought about but maybe woman do it to look more manly and get respect from male bikers? this is not true as i get respect and dont look lik that.

good post anyway Thumbs Up

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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Have a wee look at the Ladies of BCF calender - you'll soon change your mind Wink

(Oh apart from November, she's a bit of a hairy bint)
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

theres a BCF calander? really? i want to be a summer month! Very Happy

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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

It was put together as a laugh year before last. The thread can be found here:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=40352&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=ladies+bcf+calender+calendar&start=50
Don't know if you can still download it.

We were wanting to do a men's version but very few volunteers stepped forward Sad

Awww Luke, you will always be Cassy's Mr July to me Wink

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I submited MrJuly but was rejected Sad

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

yeah november is a bit ropey alright lol Laughing

anyway back to topic.

them butch ones scare me as they look like they will beat you up Crying or Very sad

they probably really nice though.
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Mozzer · Spanner Monkey Joined: 01 Mar 2006 Karma :

https://www.alfa-pages.co.uk/TempPicture/LadiesofBCFCalendar2005.zip

suzi_bandit · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Karma :

It makes me laugh every time...

You know those odd times when you're out for a ride and you hook up with another biker. You end up riding with them for 20 or 30 miles then pull over together for a chin wag.
I take off my helmet and the look of sheer fu**ing horror on their faces when they see what a minger I am.

Classic Smile

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https://www.alfa-pages.co.uk/TempPicture/LadiesofBCFCalendar2005.zip

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dainesefreak · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Karma :

Enough with the calendar links already.

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jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

BAH!!

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SO its all a myth!! Crud....

WAIT.....HOLD THE BOAT....what about that Zovirax add where she goes everywhere with a lid on?? She takes off her lid and HER hair tumbles out in a seductive "touch me touch me" way.....??

Then again if she's using Zovirax she's got herpes..... Sad

I JUST CANT WIN......

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Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

Doubt she can change gear in those heels...

jonboy22 · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Karma :

Other than the herpes thing she incredible, she rides a blackbird (in heels, or has a thumbshifter for her drag racing).

I was a bit more worried about her drowning in the pool with that lid on.....

V2 · Nearly there... Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Karma :

i thought she was a female version of the stig....... taking the lid off ruined it for me. Rolling Eyes

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Dark · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Karma :

I see the odd stunner at meets, but now that you mention it these occurences are few and far between Crying or Very sad

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

bikes and heels just dont go! i had to drive home in a pair of cowbow boots on the old tzr and i tell you gear changing was difficult. so i have to wear butch bike boots now. but that dont mean the rest is butch.

i dont like manly bike jackets on girls! big oversized horrid ones that you drown in. i buy the girls fitted ones.

an girls please dont cut your hair cause it gets messed up in your lid, simply brush it or tie it back out of the way, while taking your helmet of as i do swish your head in slow motion for relief.

and always have smouldering eye make up on as thats all you see mostly under the lid.
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