Whats brown sauce made from?

[ram_doom]

Really, whats it made from? I've heard rumours of garlic, tomato's, pickles and apples and then from elsewhere I've heard there may even be fish

So restore my faith in brown sauce... whats it really made of?
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[suzi_bandit]

It's the colour of sh1t.
Therefore I think it's safe to say that it's made from slugs and snails and puppy dog's tails.
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[ram_doom]

*cares for slugs and snails*

By the way, you got your shiz together for tomorrow?
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[Finglonga]

Look on the side of the bottle at the panel marked 'ingredients' It may give a clue.
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F.Y.Y.F.F.

[ram_doom]

[suzi_bandit]

[Bendy]

Tomato sauce is made from tomatoes.

So brown sauce must be made from brown.

HTH.

[Whosthedaddy]

Fruit is in HP sauce, anchovies are in worcestershire sauce, not sure if in Brown as well
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[tony532]

2 tomatoes
Apples - peeled, cored and sliced
Prunes - stoned and sliced
Onions - 2 large, peeled and diced
Malt vinegar
Ground ginger - 2 tsp
Grated nutmeg - 1 tsp
Ground allspice - 1 tsp
Cayenne pepper - 1 tsp
Salt -
Sugar - couple of tablespoons

make it like a chutney i.e oinions in first then the vinegar and sugar then add the rest and reduce it down for a few hours then pass it through a strainer bottle it and chill it.



et voila brown sauce
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[TheShaggyDA]

Click on each bottle for ingredients.
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[numark1]

[TheShaggyDA]

It uses a bong.
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[tokarev]

I always thought that HP sauce was the same as brown sauce! THey taste the same and have the same colour.

[palmer]

i remember on the side of a brown sauce bottle there were mushrooms... so maybe its made of mushrooms?

[bazza]

[Flip]

[Flip]

Lovin' the sig Bazza.

[Dragonfly]

oh ffs its scented diarrhea. end of *does Z sign and waltzes off*
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[Rob-B]

Its made of brown eggs..

[zaknafien]

HP Brown Sauce:
Malt Vinegar (From Barley), Tomatoes, Molasses, Spirit Vinegar, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Dates, Sugar, Salt, Modified Maize Starch, Rye Flour, Tamarind Extract, Spices, Onion Extract

Branston Brown Sauce:
Water, Sugar, Apples (with Acetic Acid), Malt Vinegar - From Barley, Chopped Dates (with Rice Flour), Spirit Vinegar, Tomato Paste, Modified Maize Starch, Salt, Molasses, Concentrated Lemon Juice, Roast Barley Malt Extract, Ginger, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Cardamom, Nutmeg, Clove, Cayenne Pepper

Daddies Brown Sauce:
Spirit Vinegar, Malt Vinegar (From Barley), Molasses, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Sugar, Dates, Modified Maize Starch, Salt, Rye Flour, Spices, Mustard, Onion Extract

They all taste like shit though.
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[Teaman]

OOOH how fuckin sad Am I ?



https://www.brownsauce.org/?page_id=58
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Someone stupid does not realise they r stupid.stupidity is indistinguishable from malice U just have to accept that some people are thick as p1gsh1t and work around them.

[Cillit-BANG]

So Daddy's is made of.. Daddy's. That is so sad.

[suzi_bandit]

[queen of string]

Where's the this is sad beyond words rating ?
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