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Dark
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: I caught the missus.... Reply with quote
Scraping her brand new, first ever pair of knee sliders against a wall Shocked Doh! Shhh!

Her response to the horrified look on my face was "What? I'm never going to get my knee down but i don't want anyone to know that!"

Oh dear Neutral
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
clever girl! Wink
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Get her to wear them during sex, no more carpet burns and worn sliders at the same time Wink
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phill.c
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
ha ha she won't want anyone to find that out so you can use that to bribe her now Very Happy
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killa
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
PMSL!

She needs correction!

Bend over!! Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why do that, you look so stupid if people find out or notice, as it hardly ever looks rite.

What bike does youe missus ride??
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Dark
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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clever girl!


I might have known a girl would have defended a girls actions Razz

I would have scraped them properly for her if she'd have asked Rolling Eyes

If i suggested she wore them whilst we're shagging they'd only last a week Wink
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dark wrote:
If i suggested she wore them whilst we're shagging they'd only last a week Wink


Rolling Eyes

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Dark
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Slickfish wrote:
Why do that, you look so stupid if people find out or notice, as it hardly ever looks rite.

What bike does youe missus ride??


My thoughts exactly, its a big no no Hand

She rides an FZR600 at the moment thats nearly on its last legs, although shes started to scrape the pegs on it and has decided to start hanging off in search of more ground clearance, so did by the sliders for the right reasons
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing That's class...as Slick said though what bike does she ride?

EDIT: D'oh! We must have posted at the same time Doh!
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
her only fail was you caught her doing her! i willhave to teach her better in future lol

and what the hell do you shag on to scrap a kneeslider? Shocked
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Dark
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
her only fail was you caught her doing her! i willhave to teach her better in future lol

and what the hell do you shag on to scrap a kneeslider? Shocked


You'll be amazed, i frequently am Wink
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
i just relised my big typo there, caught her doing her? hummmm pmsl

ah well at least i live up to the name on the sig lol
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Annabella
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked

At least she didn't get your angle grinder out as well...



You can tell if a slider has been 'doctored' the grooves are just all wrong. Wink
She just needs to go on a track day and do them herself properly Very Happy
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Dark
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Annabella wrote:
Shocked

At least she didn't get your angle grinder out as well...



You can tell if a slider has been 'doctored' the grooves are just all wrong. Wink
She just needs to go on a track day and do them herself properly Very Happy


We're both booked on a track evening next Tuesday night at Cadwell, she says she'll scrape them when she bins it Rolling Eyes

Her dad is building us a track bike, or possibly a pair of bikes for next year, nice man Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
nice guy you must be in his good books.
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Dark
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
phill.c wrote:
nice guy you must be in his good books.


It seems so, hes not only buying and preparing the bikes for us, he says that he'll sponsor and look after the bikes if i improve enough to be competitive at racing the year after. I'll just have to find the money for the entrance fees, How cool is that?
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
LMFAO!!!!

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PostPosted: 17:10 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
that does sound like an offer an half, i'd be well chuffed if i was you. father in law from heaven Very Happy can't beat that.
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dark wrote:
phill.c wrote:
nice guy you must be in his good books.


It seems so, hes not only buying and preparing the bikes for us, he says that he'll sponsor and look after the bikes if i improve enough to be competitive at racing the year after. I'll just have to find the money for the entrance fees, How cool is that?
That's cooler than cool Thumbs Up

Has he any other daughters? Whistle Wink
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Excellent! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Dark
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
DaveHogg wrote:

Has he any other daughters? Whistle Wink


Nope sorry Dave, i got his only daughter Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Luck sod! Wink Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Has he got any sons?
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Dark
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Has he got any sons?


Rolling Eyes

Nope, i should have mentioned my missus is an only child
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