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Lucifer
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Ask The Devil! Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:30 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:31 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:34 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:36 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:50 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone is stealing my identity!

ps not me, not smart enough to answer questions like jesus lol
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much for my soul?
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You broke the smiley thread!
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh shit sorry Doh! Shhh! Silence
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on Lucifer ole boy

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PostPosted: 15:06 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are the 'Prince of Darkness', what does that make Ozzy Osbourne? Are you going to sue of for breach of copyright?

Oh, and I'll see you in a few years! Wink
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right, I'm back! Let battle commence

If Mr T is on a train from Bristol travelling at 55MPH and Chuck Norris is on a train from London travelling at 73MPH and they are heading towards each other on the same track. What will happen to the world if a collision were to occur
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could you actually have God in a fight....?
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh?
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you find so attractive about Saddam that made you choose him over Chris?
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris?
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

michael j wrote:
How much for my soul?


69 pence

LH-ER5 wrote:
If you are the 'Prince of Darkness', what does that make Ozzy Osbourne? Are you going to sue of for breach of copyright?

Oh, and I'll see you in a few years!


Ozzy Osbourne was a procreation of my poo and wee combined together. I will not sue him, i don't want to get too close. His breath smells....... For obvious reasons.

Jesus_Christ wrote:
Right, I'm back! Let battle commence

If Mr T is on a train from Bristol travelling at 55MPH and Chuck Norris is on a train from London travelling at 73MPH and they are heading towards each other on the same track. What will happen to the world if a collision were to occur


Depends what kind of mood im in. Possibly all passengers with beards and "bling" would explode. Chuck and Mr T would remain unscratched.

killa wrote:
Could you actually have God in a fight....?


What kind of question is that? Of course!!!

God wears a robe has a ridiclious beard and sports the original jesus creepers.


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What do you find so attractive about Saddam that made you choose him over Chris?


Saddam had a nicer arse.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucifer wrote:

Jesus_Christ wrote:
Right, I'm back! Let battle commence

If Mr T is on a train from Bristol travelling at 55MPH and Chuck Norris is on a train from London travelling at 73MPH and they are heading towards each other on the same track. What will happen to the world if a collision were to occur


Depends what kind of mood im in. Possibly all passengers with beards and "bling" would explode. Chuck and Mr T would remain unscratched.


And here is the proof that your an imposter. The real devil would know that is impossible to make a train that could carry Mr T and the weight of all that bling at anywhere near 55MPH.

And that is why "He ain't goin on no train"

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PostPosted: 15:56 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If Mr T is on a train from Bristol travelling at 55MPH and Chuck Norris is on a train from London travelling at 73MPH and they are heading towards each other on the same track. What will happen to the world if a collision were to occur



not even god or the devil can predict the outcome of that Shocked
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is now an international agreement to ensure they never get within 500 miles of each other.


The world just couldn't cope.
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Mr Devil,

Do you smell?

From Rob.
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus_Christ wrote:

And here is the proof that your an imposter. The real devil would know that is impossible to make a train that could carry Mr T and the weight of all that bling at anywhere near 55MPH.

And that is why "He ain't goin on no train"

Wink


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PostPosted: 16:47 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Groovearmada wrote:
What if they were on 98 R1s?


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PostPosted: 16:54 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

lucifer am i one of yours of jesus's? Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 09 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

should i have a curry or chinese for dinner tonight? Question
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