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Jesus_Christ
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Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 10 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
You forgot raw pork and shellfish that's been sitting out for over a week.

The weight just drops off!




Or rather drops out. At great speed. With a splatter noise. Sick


Still i lost 10lb's in 2 days! THANKS FOOD POISINING! Thumbs Up Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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sickpup
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Joined: 21 Apr 2004
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 10 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you cut your throat the food doesn't get to your stomach.

Brought to you by Sickpup's healty hints. Cool
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Kayz
Scooby Slapper



Joined: 29 May 2006
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesus_Christ wrote:
You forgot raw pork and shellfish that's been sitting out for over a week.

The weight just drops off!




Or rather drops out. At great speed. With a splatter noise. Sick


Still i lost 10lb's in 2 days! THANKS FOOD POISINING! Thumbs Up Mr. Green Thumbs Up


Or catch a bug from your best mate, puke 30 times in a few hours and then find yourself unable to eat rest of the week. I lost 8lb's and have a gorgeous flat stomach! Wink

(However the weakness and severe muscle aches that follow are not pleasant!)
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tokarev
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Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
xlizx wrote:
Eat a healthy and balanced diet?
That said, I don't eat ANY vegetables besides potatoes and live on a staple diet of junk food, fast food and fatty food, and I weigh under 7st...


You must do the nastiest farts ever....and jeezus, your dumps must be HUUUGE and stink really really bad. Laughing
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colin1
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Joined: 17 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
xlizx wrote:
Eat a healthy and balanced diet?
That said, I don't eat ANY vegetables besides potatoes and live on a staple diet of junk food, fast food and fatty food, and I weigh under 7st. (


give it time, the weight will start to pile on after 25
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sickpup
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 11 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
xlizx wrote:
Eat a healthy and balanced diet?
That said, I don't eat ANY vegetables besides potatoes and live on a staple diet of junk food, fast food and fatty food, and I weigh under 7st. Wink


So have you individual names for your colony of tape worms? Laughing
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