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Sadie
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

Dear Boys!

If you are horizontally challenged (this means fat Razz ) the wearing of one piece dayglo leathers (especially in Kawasaki green) is not aesthetically pleasing.

It is a complete no-no. Thumbs Down

Horizontally challenged people should only wear two piece leathers, and only in black.



Ithangewe!
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ithangewe!


What on earth does that mean? It sounds welsh.

I know where you are coming from. If there's more of you, you don't need to display it.

I remember seeing a bloke perched on top of a Ducati 916 who looked ridiculous. He must have been about 20 stone and what was he wearing? - once peice RED leathers! The whole outfit.

He looked like a boiled ham.


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PostPosted: 09:45 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

akaDAVE wrote:
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Ithangewe!


What on earth does that mean? It sounds welsh.

Its an old Gaelic term meaning "Oh how i love thee, Method" Thumbs Up

I actually think, that bright green leathers should be left and home, full stop Laughing
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Sadie
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PostPosted: 09:50 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

Sadie wrote:
Ithangewe!


Just for you, akaDave. Laughing

I - thang - ewe.

Try pronouncing it now. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cue pictures of the fat biker!
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duh. Got it now. Wink

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PostPosted: 10:22 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Method wrote:
I actually think, that bright green leathers should be left and home, full stop Laughing


Does that include Kawasaki green leathers? Confused
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reckon a one piece leathers would be a sight to behold sadie also. Shocked

But i am with you on this one,. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you in fact mean horizontally advantaged?? Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS! All these years I have thought I was horizontally challenged cos I am short, and now suddenly I find it means I am fat instead!

Pity I qualify on both counts really....... Embarassed Sad

Re the men thing, let them wear whatever colours they want. Need a good laugh some days! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark wrote:
Method wrote:
I actually think, that bright green leathers should be left and home, full stop Laughing


Does that include Kawasaki green leathers? Confused


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PostPosted: 10:40 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark wrote:
Method wrote:
I actually think, that bright green leathers should be left and home, full stop Laughing


Does that include Kawasaki green leathers? Confused


Bright Green leathers should be made illegal. Laughing
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Dark
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bright Green leathers should be made illegal.


Punishable by what? because i don't fancy forking out for a new set in a different colour
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate bright leathers!!! Sick
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slickfish wrote:
I hate bright leathers!!! Sick


I dont. Mine are faded, but you get the idea. Laughing

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PostPosted: 11:26 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

babyyam wrote:
FFS! All these years I have thought I was horizontally challenged cos I am short, and now suddenly I find it means I am fat instead!

Pity I qualify on both counts really....... Embarassed Sad

Re the men thing, let them wear whatever colours they want. Need a good laugh some days! Very Happy

Being short is vertically challenged, everyone knows that! Razz .

Are thin people allowed to wear bright green leathers? I'm 6'1 and weight just shy of 10 stone so I think I qualify as thin! (Put it this way, 28" waist jeans are baggy on me).
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PostPosted: 12:02 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

Sadie wrote:
Dear Boys!

If you are horizontally challenged (this means fat Razz ) the wearing of one piece dayglo leathers (especially in Kawasaki green) is not aesthetically pleasing.

It is a complete no-no. Thumbs Down

Horizontally challenged people should only wear two piece leathers, and only in black.



Ithangewe!


Back in the kitchen, you.
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those psychadellic one too many mushroom leathers are very similar to the barftastic things you get on ski slopes...what the hell are they thinking.

As for the all green, well I think it's not to bad if you're on a nice kwak, and to be honest if you ride your bike with enough panache and style I think you can pull it off.

But the random duvet cover suits that some people have, christ..... Sick
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Sadie
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
Back in the kitchen, you.


Behave yourself or I'll get your missus to flatten you! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

Sadie wrote:
Behave yourself or I'll get your missus to flatten you! Laughing


Yes'm.

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PostPosted: 13:17 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=37960

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Sadie
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

G wrote:
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Whistle


The difference is that you're not a fat bastard! Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

babyyam wrote:
FFS! All these years I have thought I was horizontally challenged cos I am short, and now suddenly I find it means I am fat instead!



short is vertically challenged

on the whole what to wear if fat thing, i think one piece leathers put less strain on the waist so are more comfy especially if getting a little portly

2 piece leathers (or their textile equivalent arent so good)

however i used to work with a fat bike and he had the solution. loose trousers held up by braces (not tight around the waist) and a 3 quarter lenght textile jacket over the top

wd be comfy and looks ok
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: An appeal on behalf of women everywhere! Reply with quote

Sadie wrote:

The difference is that you're not a fat bastard! Laughing

Or don't look like one with leathers on at least Wink.
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 18 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad Define fat Confused
And what about retro red, white and blue one piece leathers on a blue and yellow bike....oh and black crash helmet. Thats most primary colours covered.
Erm.... I'm asking for a friend Whistle
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