**The Official Killa Kaption Kompo!**

[killa]

It's Friday again....

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Killa127/3c12435r.jpg
____________________
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[lozzypop1]

Man or Moo Milk?
____________________
Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[akaDAVE]

"Unfortunately the one man midget submarine was found to be just a bit too small"
____________________
GSXR600

[lozzypop1]

Determined to carry on his chosen career as Navy Diver after losing both legs, James John IV has to walk 10 steps in a court room.
____________________
Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[NSR Mick]

New Doctor Who villain revealed.
____________________
If you dont like the way that I ride.......Stop trying to keep up!!!

[SAS]

man and urn transplant successful

[yambabe]

Safety Nazis take new motorcycle protective gear regulations a step too far.......
____________________
Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.

[map]

Group 4 introduce new measures to stop them loosing prisoners in transit.
____________________
...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[bazza]

"Harry Houdini, I hereby sentence you to solitary confinement until such time as you sport a proper moustache."
____________________
"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[Jesus_Christ]

After Debbie McGee dumped him, Paul Daniels show went to shit
____________________
If you ate Stephen Hawking, would that count as one of your "five a day" portions?

[Ste]

"Killa eventually had to stop posting shit as he was confined to inside a metal urn"

[jonboy22]

The first ever Robocop.....even back then he struggled with stairs.
____________________
current bike: GSX-R 750 K6 stolen, found the next day in a van in Durham, returned to me 3 months later costing me my NCB and my excess...
last bike: GSXx-R 600 K4 - written off, now converting to track bike

[chasman231]

George Lucas wasn't entirely convinced with the costume departments first interpretation of the design for R2-D2.
____________________
"If everything is under control..........you are not going fast enough!"

[Handsome]

'Bob Smith thought the local police were taking the Time Capsule idea a little to seriously'

Or.....

'Now That's Magic'
____________________
Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Finglonga]

https://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Killa127/3c12435r.jpg

Local Police go to extreme measures to check for removed baffles.
____________________
Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[Steve H]

Terry Nobjockey (pictured centre) is less than impressed as his mate Bob is found hidden inside the novelty retirement cake presented to him after 40 years continual service at the tea urn factory.
____________________
Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[Johnny GSX-R]

Twats in hats put 'Martin Kemp' where he belongs.

[Spiral]

Early immigrants were pretty desperate
____________________
****NORTHERN IRELAND NEWSFLASH!!**** According to a recent survey, 94% of loyalists said the best sex they ever had was in the shower; the other 6% haven't been to jail yet.***

[Cannon]

"George had been told several times about making ridiculous bets with the Police but failed to listen"
____________________
Staffs Riders Forum

[colin1]

It was a serious crime not to have a moustache in those days.
____________________
colin1 is officially faster than god

[V twin eater]

After only 2 weeks of high pressure and a speeding ticket in a metal can, the police force's first attempt to grow their own traffic cops in hope to grow a whole unit only managed a traffic wardens so far.
____________________
---> Hyabusa 1300
---> Intruder 1400
SOON ---> Intruder M1800R

[michael j]

No matter how hard they tried, the good people of BCF couldn't get Luke to STFU!
____________________
Ducati 996

[Ninja]

[Dragonfly]

what happens to a message in a bottle at sea? we find out, stay tuned!
____________________
All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[craigie b]