This things doing my head in....

[Villers]

https://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c186/villersCBR/DSC00681.jpg

Him and his mates (spotty dog and lion) wont leave me alone. Its my first night in with him on my own and God is he hard work. He's done it on purpose, hes been kipping all day - lying there one minute with me thinking he's chipped out the next hes bouncing round the room like sea biscuit. Don't know how to keep him occupied, the best Ive managed is giving him an ice cube but that only lasts a minute. He's in 'time out' on the 'naughty step' (or his bed in other words) for barking.

Things Ive worked out so far

Dont put laptop on floor or he sits on it

Dont waggle fingers in general direction he bites them

Dont refuse to play, he barks

He's a pain in the arse.

God I never want kids
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[yambabe]

Gaffa tape is your friend!
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Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.

[Villers]

Good cos Harvey isnt, he's blanking me over the 'naughty step' incident
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[Dragonfly]

Hate them bloody ankle bitters! do what your man done in "something about mary"
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Villers]

Whats that? Chase my childhood sweetheart across the country? Sounds good (especially since the woman is away) but not sure how it helps the current situation dragonfly?
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[Dragonfly]

No the bit where he drugs the dog
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Villers]

I would do if it wouldnt put my own life in mortal danger!! Hey, I may even drug myself!
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[Flip]

Hollow it out and make a cushion out of it.

[NSR Mick]

3 easy steps to solve you're problem.

1. open door

2. throw said irritant through door

3. close door

Steps 1 and 3 may be ommited depending on stress levels of operator.
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If you dont like the way that I ride.......Stop trying to keep up!!!

[Villers]

No good may make me sneeze Just love to see the owners faces when they come home to find that not only have I gave their dog a head full of acid, but Ive also filleted the poor bastard and sat him on the couch!

Do you think I should put tassels on him once he's stuffed or is that not classy?
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[Dragonfly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oekLGRXTD4Y

Or you could do that
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Flip]

Personally I never liked tassles.

[Villers]

It wanted a walk. Thought I would outfox him by taking him for a short walk followed by a run to tire him out.

He has youth on his side...I had a belly half full of beer and the determination only a half cut man could have - so its easy to guess who won! Yep your right, it was him. He's back with 'spotty dog' squeeking for more
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[Tarmacsurfer]

[Ste]

Get a laser pen, can keep the dog chasing the red dot around a room without you needing to move much. Or you can just get the dog to run into walls and other solid objects when chasing it.

Put something like tabasco sauce on the ends of your fingers, he'll learn eventually.

[Villers]

I dreaded opening the post when I saw it was you who had replied last Ste, but that was quite a sensible suggestion. I just aint got a laser pen. I think tbh he's got sick of me and is spending the night in the garden in the rain. Im such good company!!
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[Villers]

Toys are out of the pram, he's chewed one of spotty dogs legs off in some kind of protest. Either that or theyve had a falling out, he is a natural born killer after all
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[Villers]

Last update, The winner is.......

https://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c186/villersCBR/DSC00688.jpg

The one with the opposable thumbs, dont mess with evolution DOG!
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[Dragonfly]

I still hate them dogs, neighbour has one and if you cough in my mum and dads room over looking their yard it barks all night long
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Villers]

Yeah apparently its a breed thing, the Shetlands bark a LOT. If only we knew before we bought him. Luckly he's a 'much loved family pet' otherwise he may meet a fate involving a canvas bag and a river!!

Disclaimer: I don't condone violence to 'well behaved' animals
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[Dragonfly]

Them dogs love to run out of gardens barking when they hear you coming and make you swearve all over the place! great when they get you on the leg to hateful so and so's.

whan i flick on this thread amd look at the pic there is a look of pure evil in that dogs eyes.
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Villers]

Dragonfly, how can he be evil? He's an angel (not my opinion!).....

https://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c186/villersCBR/H-1.jpg
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[plugger147]

glad your only looking after a little one.
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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[Villers]

I know mate, Its shameful isnt it!! I used to look after my sisters boxer and dogue de bordeaux and they were never this much bother!!
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[Flip]