Cheap jokes....

[killa]

When you go to those coastal tourist places in Britain and go into the shops, they always have those silly jokes on a revolving rack.

Like dirty soap, fly in a ice cube and fake key scratch on a car door.

Which in your experince are the best ones and why?


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[T1z3R]

the brandy glass that you cant drink from
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[Whosthedaddy]

Fart powder
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[Wave2k]

Stink bombs, Fart Gas, Shit-a-lot teabags, garlic sweets.
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[colin1]

fake shit

the real stuff is cheaper but a bit more messy
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[Dazbo666]

erm, the itching powder that I put down the back of someones shirt in junior school.... it got me into a serious heap of trouble with Mr Kehoe

mmwwahahaha

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[Rookie]

The talcum powder cigarettes.

They were on sale as recent as 8 years ago, I wonder if they'd be allowed today? Don't encourage the kids or anything!

[TOM M]

Home done practical jokes are the best. Last week i emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into the kettle, me mum went make a cuppa for breakfast, within minutes the kitchen was filled with the stuff
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[craigie b]

Shit in a Can always amused me. The black soap was mildly funny and the snappy chewing gum was particulary c*ntish

[phill.c]

fart gas and stink bombs just don't set them off in the middle of church so it has too be cut short, mummy wasn't impressed

used to make my own itching powder which was always worth it.


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[Walloper]

'Billy-Bob' teeth.
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[Wave2k]

[LewisD]

Remember those fake chewing gum packets you used to be able to buy?

Where you intended victim would try and pull out a stick of gum and instead get mildly annoyed by a crap mouse-trap style attack that didn't hurt at all

[Walloper]

[MarJay]

Snappy chewing gum FTW!
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