Split up with girlfriend

[dransy]

Well was with her for about 9 months , shes had knifes to me , hit me , spat at me , wrecked my house so you know , we sorted stuff out then she got a job at a pub and she just stoped kissing me , cuddling me , having sex , so all we ever did was argue , she was going out every single night and pissing me about like mad .

saying shes staying at my house then not coming , so enoughs enough i finished her , she begged me to get back saying she'll changed so me been one of those guys i did , but nothing changed , then i find out shes shagging about behind my back silly bitch

So thats it i got nasty with her and told her where to stick it
Funny thing is about 10 mins after i finished her i was happier already and didnt even feel bothered.

Just thought id have a rant about it
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[Dragonfly]

Better off without her by the sounds of it!

Just stay away, dont get back. Be single its not that bad.
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[Whosthedaddy]

Weight lifted from shoulders
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[Robby]

Nice work. Now fuck her sister and her best friend.

[KevTM]

first time she lifted a knife to me i would have flung her there and then.. good to see you've come to your senses though.

and being single is bad but it does have its good points but still..

[LewisD]

[Leggy_Girl]

Nice one! She sounds like a complete loon to me, and you're definitely better off out of it


Now go do what Robby said
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[lozzypop1]

If it immediately feels right, then it is right... No matter what your head tells you afterwards! Well done babe!
Now go have some fun, sounds like you deserve it!
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[Marcg868]

Good on you, sounds like a right Head case!

And being single isnt all that bad, first few weeks breaking up with mine were horrible, but now, i can look at other women without having the silent treatment for rest of the day, i can talk to random women in the pub without getting a bollocking upstairs, and the face like a slapped arse treatment.

And also go into a club and meet new girls, other people and just be young free and single.

Just be single for a while anyway, and wait till "The One " comes along, thats what im doing.
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[Itchy]

A mental head case eh

*steps up as rebound guy*
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[andrea]

She sounds like a nutter, my friend is in a relationship like that but he wont leave her, well done to you... and welcome to singledom, aint that bad at all

[Jebus]

well done mate didnt sound like a very good relationship at all, now do what us singles do and go out and get laid, well not me i live miles away from anywere and am an ulgy gimp with no balls at all but fuk it being single is good.
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[Jebus]

mabye all 3 in the same bed!
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[Fortuna]

Hey mate you'll be alright. Just occupy yourself a bit. Spend money on yourself and be with friends.
I split with my girlfriend today as well we loved each other very much but hey, this is your thread

[hazza]

masturbation has its good points, at least you havent got to make an effort or smell nice and your hand never gets a 'headache'
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[phill.c]

yeah flips spot on if you ask me, just becasue she's a girl doesn't mean she can't harm you with a knife.
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[jonboy22]

Lucky git I say, I wish all break ups were as black and white, ok apart from the knife bit.

Just think it happened for a reason, so now that you're single, you'll know to go out on the pull with a kevlar vest on...
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[Itchy]

kevlar is not knife proof , steel and ceramic plates are knife proof , many a person has thought a bullet proof vest is knife proof , knives have a slimmer profile and apply more pressure per CM3,
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[jonboy22]

ok ok ok you get what I mean though,.....anyway go out in a suit of armour then....but no wait that will have a chink (no pun intended) as well some where....so go out in a friggin tank....
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[phill.c]

now that would be cool going out in mini tank
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[Rookie]

You should have taken a leaf out of Henry from Goodfellas book. Your missus holds a knife/gun to you, you get her the calm down and then kick seven shades of shit out of her. To hell with all this 'don't hit a woman' crap, they want equality they'll bloody well get it. Give out what you're prepared to get back I say. Not that I condone domestic violence of course, I just wouldn't stand for any knob holding a knife at me. I'd either give them all my money, run like shit or belt them. The latter in that case.

Unless this was some kind of sexual fun, in whihc case you could have just slipped in the wrong hole 'by accident'.

[Spiral]

Yeah i don't agree with hitting a women but if you have exhausted all other possibilitys of finding a way of her not stabbing you.

The only option left is to knock her the fukk out.
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