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Joined: 15 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 29 Aug 2006    Post subject: All these "Girlfriend" Threads... Reply with quote
Been dumped by your girlfriend or girlfriend playing away?

There has been a lot of threads like these recently.

Boo hoo.

It's cos you're crap in bed.

Go pull another girl - problem solved.

That is all.
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Scouse
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing

We should get that as an automatic reply any time anyone makes a 'girlfriend post' Thumbs Up


Or it could just say.........


'You know it's because you have a little pee pee, but never mind cos' mummy loves you'
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Paddy Blake
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: GF,s Reply with quote
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Mozzer
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PostPosted: 00:52 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, I agree, boo hoo...

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steveh
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PostPosted: 01:05 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha, yep, i made one of them.

i ended it today.

one of the best gf's ive ever had, and will miss her alot.

but i wasnt happy, neither was she.


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Reevo8
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PostPosted: 03:06 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dont you spend too much time online hacking to have sex?

Thats why you dont want a relationship, it will ruin your hacking time for after your warhammer meetings! Razz Karma
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colin1
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PostPosted: 05:23 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
i was dumped by my girl a few months ago, but I have now pulled another girl yehay !

Joes problem solving system really does work Thumbs Up
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Marcg868
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I used to be the main culprit of these gf threads, now she's gone. Ive had my moping, crying, feeling sorry for myself bolloxs, but being singles great, met loads of top people, loads of sexy women. I can now look and talk and play with other women, whereas if was with my ex, id get the hour long " You fucking bastard treatment" Stay single its the best way. Thumbs Up
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Kayz
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Re: All these "Girlfriend" Threads... Reply with quote
Yokogeri wrote:
Joe wrote:

It's cos you're crap in bed.


Joe, Kirsty just txt me, she says you’re dumped... Didn’t like her birthday present! Laughing



Laughing Amused!!
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Rob W
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 30 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
I've never been dumped 'cus as soon as I sleep with them I finish it.

Unless, of course, I think she's the type of girl to enjoy it up the wrong'en, in which case, I'll tell her I love her.

I personally think relationships are cack. I like fucking girls in almost any hole, though. It feels nice on my cock.


You're cool.
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PostPosted: 01:35 - 31 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Reflex wrote:
LukeVFR wrote:
I've never been dumped 'cus as soon as I sleep with them I finish it.

Unless, of course, I think she's the type of girl to enjoy it up the wrong'en, in which case, I'll tell her I love her.

I personally think relationships are cack. I like fucking girls in almost any hole, though. It feels nice on my cock.


You're cool.


Laughing he probably doesnt, they get rid of him because he's so shite in bed.
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PostPosted: 03:40 - 31 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
bwfc4eva86 wrote:
I can now look and talk and play with other women, whereas if was with my ex, id get the hour long " You fucking bastard treatment" Stay single its the best way. Thumbs Up


I thought she still comes over to ruin your chances by threatening to hit the girl you are chatting up.

women are funny things, cant live with 'em and cant shoot 'em

[enter shaun to say he doesnt like my attitude to women]

id only use blanks shaun.

scare em a bit Smile
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xlizx
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 31 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, I've just moved in with my boyfriend (actually it was last Friday) for the first time in a nice flat, he proposed to me (in Egypt) coupla months ago, and we're hoping to have the wedding March 2008. Help, domestic bliss is suffocating me Wink
(Actually, there IS a prevailant fear of me turning into my mother and becoming an overnight cleaning freak, but that is compensated by the lack ofa chavvy sister and parents who sleep lightly)
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Yoshi
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 31 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, ya see, the thing is, that these threads aren't real.

It's just people pretending to have a girlfriend on the net. If you have one you won't feel the need to make everyone aware of it, if you've just been left by one then why the hell do some bikers need to know about it and if you haven't got one, don't pretend you do Thumbs Up

Oh no, wait don't do that or it'll be the end of BCF Laughing
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