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Mr.Everready
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Another caption comp ? Reply with quote

The story of the police woman who was run over reminded me of a photo I had. A Jaffa cake to the winner.

https://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~eveready/stop.jpg
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Jeff suddenly began to feel very uneasy about his new roadside sobriety test."
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

When dave said his braking skills where "on the ball" we were not quite sure what he meant
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Police not sure about the new MOT brake testing methods!
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arrow Jewish bike copper gets it done the hardcore way.

Arrow I will have your nuts for that ticket copper.

Arrow The photo before the biker realised he had a fast bike and decided to accidently on purpose, of coarse, slip the front brake a bit.
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gripped by the FUZZ

Caught by the short and curleys
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 02 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Shit coppers!"










"do you think they saw me?"
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 03 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Police put their 'Balls on the Line' in an effort to curb Speeding Bikers.
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 03 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Police officer rushed to casualty after an order of 'the stinger' was misunderstood.

Or

'biker thinking to himself' - I'f I pull this stunt off I'll get a good round of applause, but then even if I dont and I go over I'll still get one. Can't lose.


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PostPosted: 10:57 - 04 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

In an attempt to cut down on speeding Scottish police test a new generation of sleeping policemen traffic calming measures.
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 04 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Supercop, once again saved the day, useing his balls of steel to stop the nasty man on the motorbike from escaping.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 04 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inventor shows off new theft deterrent, the cop-shaped disklock, but forgets to remove it before riding off.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 04 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idiot motorcyclist applies brake instead of throttle.
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was while displaying how he could stop a speeding motorcycle with his one, abnormally large testicle that Donald first acquired the nickname PC Plum.
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everybody wondered why the copper wasn't scared.....


The answer was obvious...
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noddy: This ones for you big ears!
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

the new sleeping policmen tests got off to a cracking start.
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

jonboy22 wrote:
the new sleeping policmen tests got off to a cracking start.

I was thinkin New and improved sleeping policeman, but s/p comment already made^^ Mad
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Policeman: My ballsch are made of Gooooooooooooolllllllld.
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"And for my next trick I'll piss an F1 car!"
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 05 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hard riding may result in impotencey
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