What could I do?

[phantomtek]

My mate's 18th birthday is coming up soon, and we all wanna get him absolute wasted and humiliate him slightly seen as he is the oldest of us lot so we kind of get permission too. He's easy going so he will just laugh, but I wondered if there is any ideas about what to do.

I was thinking of spiking his drink with viagra (His family will be there and I thought it would be funny watching him greeting his Grandma with a pillow infront of him and him walking at an angle all night, but then I realised I don't know where to buy it and wondered if he would die because of it ) but I am open to suggestions.

Any ideas?

[LustyLew]

Bake him a chocolate cake from all his 'mates' and insist he has a few slices.

The trick is to ensure that only the chocolate icing on the top has a LAZATIVE in. Therefore you call happily munch away yet avoid the icing.

Few hours later, *squelch* hahaha!
____________________
Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls

[mrchips]

Viagra or an E in his drink will both work well.


Then of course tie him to a lamp post and pull his bags down.
____________________
Northern Irish? www.nibikers.com

[akaDAVE]

I wouldn't be too impressed if my mates spiked me with drugs at a family occasion....especially viagra and pills.
Just encourage him to drink too much and be ready with the camera and permanent markers.
____________________
GSXR600

[phantomtek]

Laxative!!!

Brilliant!!

I like the second idea too, he lives right door to a Vicar so I may have to incorporate that someway.

Any other ideas?

Where could I get viagra without looking like a perve/impotent and would it kill him?

[T1z3R]

hmmm...is this just a smokescreen for you wanting to find out how to buy viagra???


____________________
duck my sick!

[phantomtek]

[Rookie]

Give him a laxative and he'll get really pissed off. Aside from the danger of shatting himself, he'll spend the next 5 hours in agony with a firey ringpiece.

I'd just add vodka shots to his pint and have a camera handy.

[phantomtek]

[T1z3R]

gonna get me some to? PM me
____________________
duck my sick!

[instigator]

Not laxative.

That's taking it a bit to far I think, you don't want to really ruin his birthday just embarass him which viagra really will do. Mind, doesn't it take 6 hours to take effect?

[phantomtek]

[SoulRider]

E is just stupid

Laxative -- despite from loosing a friend due to extreme embarresment people can also have adverse and rather severe reactions to laxatives

Viagra is just stupid -- if he sufferes any heart problems at all it can be near fatal and viagra can have other side affects, thats why your supposed to consult a docter before you get this on prescription, buying illegally is not a good idea as you dont know what other crap has been mixed in.

Drink and tieing up to lamp post etc are fun relatively safe ideas
____________________
My Bike Pics

[T1z3R]

[phantomtek]

[LustyLew]

Book him a really skanky hooker. I mean one that's old enoug hto be hsi grandma!
____________________
Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls

[pwntifex]

Buttfuck him.
In front of his Grandma.

Seriously - with friends like that, who needs enemies?
____________________
the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[dodsi]

Go the whole hog. Give him aids.

[instigator]

Drug him so he falls asleep and book him to get some silicon implants 'installed'.

Moobs - what every 18 year old wants.

[mr jamez]

Lots of drink, viagra then send him butt naked to the vicars house with his hard on in the shape of a cross.
____________________
NSR 125F > BROS 400 > NC30 > BROS 400 > Trumpet S4 > '97 VFR 750

[phantomtek]

[Itchy]

Don't forget to put his hand in a bowl of warm water as he sleeps and to video/photograph the
results , either that or ask the village bicycle to come round and seduce him using a 'trapped'
condom full of either chilli powder or deep heat.
____________________
Spain 2008France 2007Big one 2009 We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. In the end, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

[plugger147]

After a few beers find a nice ladyboy to chat him up. or a handful of copper grease or vasaline if your being nice then when he's in the loo's grab hold of him and place said handful into his private parts. . watch the funny walk for the rest of the night.
____________________
Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[Kaben]

Get him to bolt a pint "in celebration of his birthday" - As he's doing pull his kecks down. Prefereably in a bar full of birds.
Doesnt need to be a birthday really, this is always funny

Instant humiliation - cheap too.
____________________
Its Not a Melon, Its Clearly a Lime!!
Yamaha Fazer 600Now dead, MZ 125 SM
My Deviant Art homepage https://robabloke.deviantart.com/

[tatters]

Give dodsi a few budweisers and get him to be sick on your mate







____________________
Past:NRG50,AF1125(x2),NSR125RR,ZZR250,CX500,VFR400,KR1S,ZZR600(x2),CB400N,YZF1000(x2),KH125,Z200,FX400R,CBR954RR(x2)GPZ500S,GT550,VFR750F(x2),RD350N,XR650R,CBR600F,CB250,KDX250,YZF750R,CRM250,400EXC,KLR650,TTR600RE,DR350S,R100GSPD,RGV250,VMAX1200,DL650,KZ750 Present:G650XC,C12,CRF450X,1190ADV