Work antics !

[Marcg868]

So what shit do you get up to at work. Im just watching the gf, try some bootis on at work, now this may sound normal but when they have a short skirt on, its frustrating me phwwwwwwwwoaaaaaaaaar, i could sex wee

We will probably resort to chucking things at eachother later me and my mate in front of me.

Also on a sexual note, anyone had a kinky encounter at work? Like sex in toilet or something?
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[feef]

[Marcg868]

No its like you get a hard on and dribble (pre come ) SEX WEE
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[feef]

sheesh.. kids these days....

no self control :p
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[Minty]

So lets get this right, you are boned up, horny as hell and the first thing you want to do is post it on here?






medic.................MEDIC!!!!!!!
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[Marcg868]

Well i saw the see through knickers, but the bad news is she's on a 9- 9 and im on a 9-6 so wont get to rip them off with my teeth later
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[Minty]

You can please yourself, mate.





do you see what I did there, you know, please yourself, geddit?



















Ok I'm going. Tough crowd.
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My fingers smell of your mum.

[Marcg868]

lol ..................................................... Yeah ill please myself when i get in and then wait for her. Not that you wanna know.
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[killa]

Is that on a web cam?

This post is pointless unless we can see
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[Marcg868]

Well ill post our home video if you do one of you and your bird first
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[Resurrection]

And the award for most pointless thread today goes too

DRUM ROLL...... BWFC4EVA

Res
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[TheShaggyDA]

Sooo...

Your girlfriend is bending over in a short skirt trying boots on, which is making you horny. And your response is to throw things at your mate. Who sits in front of you.

I guess it's one step up from the "girls are stinky" phase.
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[Resurrection]

Plus i though she was just a screw and not a girlfriend or anything serious?

Havent you got any nonline mates ( thats mates that aren't online, clever eh) to talk about your girlies and ask stupid pointless questions?

Res
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[bazza]

I'm just waiting for the "OMFG!!! I GOT FIRED FOR SEXAL HARRISMENT AND LAZINES!!! WTF!!!11ONE" post.

Laugh like a fucking drain, I will.
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[Marcg868]

[veeeffarr]

[Marcg868]

[Resurrection]

Its definately an eye opener

Plus makes you more annoyed at other call centres

It was a bad time of my life many years ago what can i say *shudder*

Res
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[Marcg868]

Well if it helps me gain experience to go into a proper Customer service job then so be it.
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[bazza]

[Marcg868]

No, you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers back.
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[bazza]

[Marcg868]

Ah well never mind Bazza!
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[hellkat]

That told you, then, Bazza.
So there!





Can we now please return to the original question/s
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