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Danny_H
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Don't suppose you have any sympathy but........ Reply with quote

My missus has just been sick on me.

She has been drinking red wine so it looks like something out of Psycho or texas chainsaw massacre.

Thought you might be interested.

I am in the spare room with my friendly clean computer.

Work in the mornin.........cool
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Danny_H
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just about half asleep - then came the gurgling.

It's happened before, she has just asked me to come back to bed.........fuck that!!!!!!!!!
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Danny_H
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PostPosted: 01:41 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know what you mean - you have to love them though.........................I suppose.
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Hex
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

irdawood wrote:

bloody women cant live with them ....cant live without them Smile


No I belive the saying should read

Women, cant live with them......... and thats it really Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hex wrote:
irdawood wrote:

bloody women cant live with them ....cant live without them Smile


No I belive the saying should read

Women, cant live with them......... and thats it really Laughing


I always thought it was
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Women, can't live with em..... can't kill 'em either.

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PostPosted: 13:26 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

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my mrs tells me to come to bed as she dont wanna be on her todd so i bring my arse over expecting at least a shag out of it and she rolls over and goes to sleep


That happens alot to me, i mean leaving my pc/putting my guitar down is worth at least a shag or a blowjob or something but nooooooo.

Bitch.
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you lot are lucky that your birds dont check what you post on this site! except with the exception of Stew!
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldnt really care to be honest.
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Susi
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

dean_stone wrote:
I think you lot are lucky that your birds dont check what you post on this site! except with the exception of Stew!


Oi, with the exception of Zimma too. Then again I can't really be bothered to read everything he posts. I'd rather look through the more interesting things I find on his computer.

And before anyone starts with the whole invasion of privacy, he has full access to my computer, so we're equal.
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah but susi I havent seen or heard zimma complain about you once and if you notice he hasnt posted in this thread niether.
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

irdawood wrote:
yeah zim is clever he knows if he does he wont get no nookie for a week hehe Laughing


Nah, it doesn't quite work like that. I punish him in other ways, usually with my mouth while involving my vocal chords. If there's one thing I've noticed is that he really can't take a good moaning at. It drives him absolutely crazy.
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Susi wrote:
If there's one thing I've noticed is that he really can't take a good moaning at. It drives him absolutely crazy.


A womans instinctual beating to a physically stronger male.

Its INSTINCT I tell you, women moan and men suffer at its soul sapping ability Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 07 Jul 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

irdawood wrote:
i swear i cant stand women bitching either it drives me fucking nuts i have to get out of there or somming it really pisses me off


Should have taken care of your actions then.

Admittedly I can't stand it when my Mother starts on me. You can add my eldest sister to that, she's a perfectionist cow. My Father can go on for a fair while too. He's the king of moaner's. He's also the king of blaming everyone else instead of himself.
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