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Groove
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PostPosted: 02:07 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Meet Fred Reply with quote

This is Fred the Fly.

I captured him in a glass, with some slight remains of milk in the bottom. I covered the glass for about 30/45 minutes.

I looked in to the glass to realise he was upside down stuck in the milk remains!!

So, with a purple marker, i rescued him. He is now my slave.

Since rescuing Fred he hasnt moved much apart from up and down the pen. He wont flinch when i go near him. and can wave the pen around freely.

I now dont no what to do with him. It seems i am now his mummy.

So, how do you look after flys? What should i do with him? Can you teach them tricks?

Cheers for the help!
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Dazbo666
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PostPosted: 02:09 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you wanna check the dosage on that medication?! Wink Laughing
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gavin
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PostPosted: 02:10 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

fun with captured flies Very Happy Laughing
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 02:11 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch that ricky gervais live stand up joke and follow his instructions.
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Groove
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PostPosted: 02:12 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember that! Laughing Laughing
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Rookie
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PostPosted: 03:35 - 21 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick a needle through a non-lethal part of the fly's body. Thread a piece of coton through and knot it at the end. Prompt the fly to start flying, hold the other of end of the cotton strand, and prepare for endless fun. Mr. Green
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