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Mr.Everready
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Why ? Reply with quote

Well I suppose because she can but how would you be able to do anything including wiping your arse ? Shocked Laughing


Redmond, 65, earned an entry in the latest edition of Guinness World Records with the world's longest fingernails that have now reached a resplendent 24 feet 7 inches (7.51 metres).
Redmond, who started growing her fingernails 27 years ago, has a meticulous routine to keep them in tip-top condition.


"I clean them with a toothbrush when they get dirty and always keep them manicured," she said. Every day she treats them with warm olive oil and nail hardener.
However, the lifespan of her phenomenal talons is drawing to a close.
"I am going to have to take them off in November as I am looking after my husband who is suffering from Alzheimer's," she explained.
She still manages to shave her husband daily, but has to sleep on her side and rest her hands on the bed with her nails hanging off the edge.
She has attracted some unusual admirers over the years and was once offered money to have her nails nibbled. The prospective buyer suggested that he buy by the inch.
When asked the inevitable question about how on earth she goes to the toilet, Redmond said: "Very carefully."




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PostPosted: 16:30 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont understand it myself, but each too their own i guess,
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

There must be soooooo many things she cannot do. What a waste of her life I imagine Thumbs Down

The only thing I can guess she did it for is to become the worlds longest finger nails etc.

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PostPosted: 16:32 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cant believe no one has tried to cut them off when she was sleeping Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That disgusts me.

Nasty. Sick
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its dicusting!

Sick

How the hell does she do anything , someone would need tohel her wipe her arse and all and do everythig for her just so she can keep them rotten looking things Sick

why is still the question? could she not have found something else to break a world record with? well she has most discusting nails i ever seen one frmo me anyway.
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

WR450_geezer wrote:
I cant believe no one has tried to cut them off when she was sleeping Twisted Evil


You would need a saw i think. Yes drugs will help there. Thinking
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

A whole load more 'indivdual' and interesting than buying a GSXR / Harley and covering it in off the shelf shiney bits to make yourself feel good because you're 'different' Smile.
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If i ever see her id brush past and try to snap them or something... how the hell does she not brake them?

Ive lost 3 of mine already.
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pleasuring herself is out the window i take it
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

why would you want to do it out of a window?
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

" Cut your nails you filthy bitch" Sick

Imagine them digging in your back when your knocking her up, it'd be quite painful Sad
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swear ive seen longer ones. Some arab looking guy, he had them rolled up and the rolls were massive.
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ugh.

Just ... ugh.

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PostPosted: 17:48 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

palmer wrote:
I swear ive seen longer ones. Some arab looking guy, he had them rolled up and the rolls were massive.


That was maybe only one or two nails. Her total length is the record.
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

palmer wrote:
why would you want to do it out of a window?

whatever floats your boat Shifty
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rephase: she cant pleasure herself or id she did it would be difficult. Wink
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen stranger things that that get stuffed in womens special places.
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

palmer wrote:
I've seen stranger things that that get stuffed in womens special places.


such as...........?
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

half a midget.
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF Shocked sorry i asked i was expecting to hear a fist or something not half a midget Sick
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't look fun. Shifty
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the plus side, she could scratch your back from fifty paces.
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh and whilst I am on a roll...

Coming soon to an internet auction site near you.

"Worlds longest finger nail clippings 99p no res"
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 28 Sep 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

that wasnt realy a roll, more of a slight wobble...
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