Do you speak blonde?

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The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. A flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm a blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in economy and she won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "She's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, "I'm sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and the co-pilot were amazed and asked him what he said to her to get her to move without any fuss.
I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."
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