What marketing man's world would you live in?

[byke95]

Being 27 going on 60 I spend a lot of time muttering under my breath at TV adverts. I never cease to be amazed at how people (the majority?) fall into the spell of the world that is put before us by the marketing man. A world that would be perfect if we just bought their products.

Still, some do impress me visually and have got me wondering what marketing world I would choose to live in. The one I like at the moment is the T-Mobile ad; I like the idea of being able to fall off a building onto the soft pavement and sliding my hand through glass. Oddly enough, what ruins it for me is having to have mobile phones in this world. Not a bad song either.

Other than that, I quite like the idea of living in one of the Smirnoff ads; never a dull moment.

What advert would you choose to live in and why?

[colin1]

carlsberg, everything seems to be the best whatever it is

beer isnt too bad either
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[EuropeanNC30R...]

The last Honda advert where they went through a monkey bike to a fireblade then an F1 car and a powerboat would be a nice dream world to live in.

[Rookie]

Garnier Fructis. If they get like that over shampoo, imagine what sex is like!

[byke95]

[map]

My daughter pointed out how unbelievable adverts can be (good for her ) with the Yellow Pages ad. It has James Nesbitt phoning for an insurance quote for his 2 seater Corvette and his wife/girlfriend/partner/whatever tells him she' pregnant. Next scene has him tring to get a baby seat into the Corvette.

Daughter's comment "Oh right, he's really going to have a baby seat just lying around".

Out of the mouths of babes, as they say
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[T1z3R]

the lynx effect would be nice or for fun factor that new astra advert
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[Dragonfly]

I was going to say non but now was thinking of some travel add for a nice foreign country i seen on the net like Tibet or japan or something similar.
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[bazza]

"This is not just a nuke; this is an M&S primary strike, multiple-warhead, selective yield ,multi-kiloton nuclear delivery system..."

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[Bendy]

I want to be a little blue guy and live in little blue guy world with all the other little blue guys in the new Boots adverts.

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[TheShaggyDA]

Probably not. With patience, there's intelligence thrown in too.
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[Clanger]

All adverts that come on at our place get *muted* immediately, and generally we speak to each other during that silence. If Im alone, I generally run about getting a drink or to the loo, so rarely actually watch them...
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[king kong]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/elvis/

My favourite ad at the moment would be the trail that BBC2 are running at the moment, now this would have been some concert.