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EDBANGER
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: So, that big cock programme..... Reply with quote

anyone watch it last night on 4?? Bloody hell, that guys cock was 9.5 inches flacid and 13.5 erect. I'm not sure i'd wanna carry around such a tool.
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That dont sound fun for his gf, that would hurt more than anything. Never seen it though. How would a man hide that? Thinking
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd probablly just sit and laugh if I saw one like that Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He couldn't, it was quite visible through his trousers. He certainly had to give it more thought to which side he likes to hang to than I do.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

mazz wrote:
I'd probablly just sit and laugh if I saw one like that Rolling Eyes


Nervously I bet!
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

mazz wrote:
I'd probablly just sit and laugh if I saw one like that Rolling Eyes


Think i would run!

so did he have many admirers? girls, porn invites etc?
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well he said he gets paid by hollywood actors to attend private parties and do his thing. Wouldn't give any names though.
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

EDBANGER wrote:
Well he said he gets paid by hollywood actors to attend private parties and do his thing. Wouldn't give any names though.


what is "do his thing"? wish i had seen it now.
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
EDBANGER wrote:
Well he said he gets paid by hollywood actors to attend private parties and do his thing. Wouldn't give any names though.


what is "do his thing"? wish i had seen it now.


You know.............. Embarassed ...........the thing!! Want me to show you Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye go ahead, sounds interesting Shifty
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can be in N.Ireland by tomorrow! Very Happy I'll make sure to bring the KY.
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mazz help me i am scared Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember this was on some time ago. I never saw it but everyone I know said the bloke was a spitting image of my housemate......apart from the cock size.
My housemate was thinking that it was a good thing/compliment until he saw a picture of the bloke on the internet, who just looks like an overweight scummer.
He had to nervously search on the internet first for 'biggest cock' first. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
How would a man hide that? Thinking


Why would he want to? Thinking

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PostPosted: 18:55 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Re: So, that big cock programme..... Reply with quote

EDBANGER wrote:
anyone watch it last night on 4?? Bloody hell, that guys cock was 9.5 inches flacid and 13.5 erect.


And??? is there a punchline Confused
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

mazz wrote:
I'd probablly just sit and laugh if I saw one like that Rolling Eyes



sit WHERE exactly Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 19:46 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Re: So, that big cock programme..... Reply with quote

EDBANGER wrote:
anyone watch it last night on 4?? Bloody hell, that guys cock was 9.5 inches flacid and 13.5 erect. I'm not sure i'd wanna carry around such a tool.


That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you're gay.
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw it ages ago. The guy is a nut job (no pun please). Like really weird!

The combination of a massive cock and a massive drug habbit has done him right in.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 03 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I declined to take part in the programme Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 04 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Mazz help me i am scared Shocked Laughing


Tell him to come and show you and wait with the knife Twisted Evil Thumbs Up

Put it in a jar and sell in to Glasgow University, they have a museum with stuff like that in it Wink
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 04 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh we could try that ciggerette thing! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 04 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
oh we could try that ciggerette thing! Very Happy


Once it is off his body or while it is still on?
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 04 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

*evil grin* we flip a coin Cool Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 04 Oct 2006    Post subject: Re: So, that big cock programme..... Reply with quote

bazza wrote:


That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you're gay.


Im comfortable enough with my sexuality so that I can see another mans penis without having to worry about turning gay. Can you say the same?

Dragonfly - I dont think ill be coming over now Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 04 Oct 2006    Post subject: Re: So, that big cock programme..... Reply with quote

[quote="EDBANGER"]
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Dragonfly - I dont think ill be coming over now Shocked


aww why not? Laughing
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