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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Swing and a miss, fucking skag head... Reply with quote
Hi
Riding home from work today, filtering as usual in heavy traffic. Come round the corner and theres a guy stood on the whitle lines inbetween the cars Eh? .

Braked well in time, but the guy starting going nuts and almost jumped infront of a moving car Question .

I brake a bit more and nod him to go on, as I go to ride off fucker swings for me with his fucking prolly.

I was like WTF? I wasnt going fast I was no where near close ot hitting him, fucking skag head, TBO he didnt look like he had a clue what was going on anyway.

2nd time somones swung something at me on my bike, last time it was bot of wood, by some grumpy old cunt as I rode by his house, fuck knows why.

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PostPosted: 21:08 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I once had this, filtering through traffic and i just saw this cane fly out inbetween two cars, the dude was either blind, or was trying to hit me with his cane Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
funny, but all this stalking an PM's is starting to scare me Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Luke wrote:
funny, but all this stalking an PM's is starting to scare me Mr. Green



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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd hit it Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 21:47 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Siggi won't be happy Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Didnt know he was such a fox when he was young
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Luke I wouldn't be surprised if the person that swung at you was a BCFer that was upset with one of your recent flame wars Laughing

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PostPosted: 00:11 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Siggi wrote:


If you knew how much I was getting you'd have a fit. Cool

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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
well i miagine its quite easy, go to your local public toilets, sorted Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 00:21 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Luke wrote:
well i miagine its quite easy, go to your local public toilets, sorted Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 10:23 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Luke wrote:
well i miagine its quite easy, go to your local public toilets, sorted Thumbs Up

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