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Resurrection
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PostPosted: 08:56 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Things that are hard to say when drunk Reply with quote
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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PostPosted: 10:07 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing I had troble sober with some the first words there pmsl. Very good res Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
Laughing I had troble sober with some the first words there pmsl. Very good res Thumbs Up


I will second that, it was like a hard pronunciation test

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PostPosted: 16:07 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mazz i am waiting for the blonde jokes now lol
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
Mazz i am waiting for the blonde jokes now lol


lol I'm dyslexic that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it Wink
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
You pair of blonde bimbos Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
That was a bit slow now i must admit lol

You had to take the dsylexic one! now i am left with the blonde! bitch Evil or Very Mad Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:

You had to take the dsylexic one! now i am left with the blonde! bitch Evil or Very Mad Laughing


you can get the dyslexic line next time Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Top post Res Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Re: Things that are hard to say when drunk Reply with quote
Resurrection wrote:


a) Specificity




... I can't even say that sober! Sad
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a) Innovative


I can't even say that sober. I always say initativotive or something. Even if I try to say it slowly it seems to get a bit extra added...
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 06 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yep the words in the second one i couldn't even pronounce in my head Laughing

Mine are animal (aminal) and certificate (stickyfoot is much easier)...and thats sober Embarassed
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PostPosted: 02:16 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mine is Jack Daniels (Dack Janiels). Can't ever get it out as it should be when I'm drunk, yet it comes up so often! Laughing
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PostPosted: 02:19 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shouldn't this be in "Found on the web"? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 03:05 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
No because i didn't find it on tinterweb!

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PostPosted: 03:08 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Resurrection wrote:
tinterweb!


That's actually unbelievable hard to say when drunk Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 03:23 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Resurrection wrote:
No because i didn't find it on tinterweb!

Someone showed you a printed version then? Rolling Eyes
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=Things+that+are+ABSOLUTELY+IMPOSSIBLE+to+say+when+you%27re+drunk...+&meta=

That's a few years old at least.
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PostPosted: 04:06 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
It was in a magazine,

I know its a few years old i saw it years ago on a website somewhere but does it really matter?

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PostPosted: 09:21 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can't say Fuzzy Duck or Ducky Fuzz when drunk. Shame.
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Had trouble spitting out the first few and Im sober Laughing

I have my toungue periced twice, When ive had a few I really do have a bad speach inpediment. Alwyas make people laugh, takes twice as long to say a simple sentance! Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:01 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
flat spot wrote:
I can't say Fuzzy Duck or Ducky Fuzz when drunk. Shame.


Sorry to sound thick but why would you want to say that? Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
mazz wrote:
flat spot wrote:
I can't say Fuzzy Duck or Ducky Fuzz when drunk. Shame.


Sorry to sound thick but why would you want to say that? Laughing


It's one of the drinking games imature people like myself play Razz

You're sat in some sort of a circle and say Fuzzy Duck and continue to say it in one direction untill someone decides to say Ducky Fuzz and it goes back again...you basically end up saying Fucky Duzz occasionally Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
quacker_boy wrote:
you basically end up saying Fucky Duzz occasionally Laughing


So what direction does it go then? Confused
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
mazz wrote:
quacker_boy wrote:
you basically end up saying Fucky Duzz occasionally Laughing


So what direction does it go then? Confused


Doh! it doesn't, you start again Rolling Eyes

You are a tad on the blonde side aren't you? Razz Wink
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 07 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You're sat in some sort of a circle and say Fuzzy Duck and continue to say it in one direction untill someone decides to say Ducky Fuzz and it goes back again...you basically end up saying Fucky Duzz occasionally


Close enough. The fact is after a few drinks you're going to say "Fucky Duzz" or "Duzzy Fuck". That person then has to drink a predetermined amount. Obviously the more you drink the harder it gets. It normally ends in someone getting sick. Thumbs Up
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