Thinking of running away from a police dog

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[stinkwheel]

I reckon the dog would come off worst in an encounter with me. I have a detailed knowledge of how one fits together, and for that matter, how it comes apart.

I might get bitten a couple of times but the dog would be broken.

[veeeffarr]

Doesn't pulling the front legs of a dog apart kill it?

[stinkwheel]

I've never met a dog that I couldn't open the mouth of using my fingers, even if they are trying their best to hold it closed. That includes breeds with so-called 'locking jaws'. "You're having a worming tablet and that's my final say on the matter." It's all a case of knowing how the joint works. There is no 'locking' mechanism as such, some just have very strong jaw muscles to hold them closed but these can be overcome by positioning and leverage.

Once you have their mouth open, it wouldn't take a great deal more effort to open it a lot further, thereby precluding the possability of them closing it again without surgical intervention.

I've met a couple I wouldn't willingly go near the mouth of with my bare hands because they were trying to bite me, but that is more of a 'mouth already open' thing.

The other thing to remember is that for all a dog is big and strong, even the biggest alsatian weighs in at 50kg. I weigh closer to 100 and could squash it flat. I could certainly hold it down on the ground by its throat or pick it up off the ground by the scruff of the neck and its tail (and have had to on occasion). They find it very difficult to bite you when their feet are off the ground

[ken]

Iv heard that if you prize the dogs jaw fully open, so you snap the jaw bone, thus rendering the said animal useless, you can then precede to kick the shit out of it,

Failing that shoot the fooker



Oh yeah I love dogs really, just helping the none dog lover

[killa]

[ken]

what Killa said

[ken]

[DevilWAH]

who here has actualy been attacked by a dog.
and i dont mean jsut snarled at. i mean a full on assult??

Speacking from personal experince, dog bits bloody hurt. and there quick fuckers that have a nasty habbit of jumping out the way as soon as you go to kick them, and then jumping forward again jsut when your off guard!!
also when one has the skin of you back between its teeth, its very hard either to think of getting you hand in to the back of its jaws to lever them apart. or moe iportantly to be in a postion where doing it is in fact possible.

Police dogs are good for two resons.
One if the suspects turns to face the dog. they have to stop running. and although they can prevent them selves being attacked they are no longer mobile. so police on foot can easy fine them (dogs bark loud).
And if they do run then a dog can easly bring a person to the ground. and once agaiin stop them moving.

But all this its easy to kill a dog is really a bit stupid. if a lion wants to stand still in frount of you there are easy enough to kill with bare hands. but belive me. once a dog really starts going for you. you spend more time worring and defending you self against serious injury than you do about how you are going to kill it.
There reactions are a lot quicker than yours. and for all this sticking you fingers in there eyes, they will have moved well out of range the instence you hands go near there head.

In fact dogs taht latch on and don't let go, are probable much nicer to be attacked by than the one i was. that just attacked, bit, letgo and retreated out of range. before starting all over again!!
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[killa]

[Ste]

[ken]

The only times I have been attacked is by them mother fucking Jack Russell, (twice in fact) anyway this jack Russell lived with an widower a couple of doors away from my house,

Walking to home with me little lad one afternoon ,the thing was barking and it had anger in its eyes, it started running at pace towards us, it was goner attack one of us, as it got a couple of feet a way with teeth snarling, I swung my right foot, kicked it right in the chest and face (size 10 boot) for the dog to be in the air travelling backwards faster than it came in forward motion, (it died 3 days later im told), this was self preservation for me and more importantly my boy, who to this day 5 years later, is still fritt scared of dogs I didn’t want it dead but it should have been kept under control, that’s half the problem with viscous dogs, they aren’t loved as family pets

Not one piece of bullshit in that story (apart from im size 9.5 )

[killa]

Ha...you soccer kicked a dog and it died.
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[Itchy]

the problem isn't the dog , its while your dealing with it , even the most unfit porker of a copper will have reached you wrestling with his dog , think Nooooo you killed my dog and give you a through introduction to his baton , and feet.
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[Ste]

[tokarev]

But isn't there normally more than one dog that chases down the criminal(s)? If so then I doubt you would be able to defeat two dogs that are highly trained because you would be concentrating on one of them (choking it or poking out its eyeballs...whatever) while the other will be latching onto your arm to bring you to the ground. This will allow enough time for you to be captured. Job successfully completed for the dogs and the police.

I don't know if this is true or not but when in the Air Cadets we went to a military airbase to fly some light aircraft (Bulldog aircraft) anyway, the guards at the base warned us that there are dogs (Alsatians) on patrol and they are trained that when they see someone they do not recognize they do not attack, but will stand a few inches from your bullocks growling. If you move then they will go for it. Now I wouldn't even want to try and move when in this situation let alone try and choke it! It would only take a split second for it to move from its guarding position to ripping off my balls and penis. Again, I do not know if this is true.

[Itchy]

all of a sudden I'm reminded of this Amiga game called full contact
where this bad dude sets his dog on you , you end up killing it , and he sets his other dog on you and then starts on you also ,

that was a bloody frustrating battle if I ever played one ,
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[Ste]

The reason is very relevant. Ken explained about that dog running at pace towards him when he had his little kid with him and so he kicked the dog away in to defence himself and (more to point IMO) his kid. Thats fair enough, that dog shouldn't have been loose.

You've said how screws learned to keep their dogs out of range of your feet, so presumably it was a screws dog you killed just for the fun of it. As I said, what a 'ard man you must be.

So go on, do explain, why was this dog attacking you? Any dog that goes for you gets hurt possibly fair enough, but there's a big difference between hurting a dog and killing a dog...

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[DevilWAH]

[Walloper]

Remember.....

Dogs love mince.

Just divert the dog's attention by throwing a carefully aimed pocket full of mince in the opposite direction.

They fall for that old trick everytime.
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[Kwaks]

Keep in mind the only part of a dogs jaw that moves is the bottom half, grabbing that and pushing down will stop any dog biting

Tried and tested method causing little pain to the dog, although the other hand is free to batter it back into submission
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