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BFG
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: What would you do with a lightsaber.... Reply with quote
...that fell through a wormhole and landed on your lawn? It's nearly out of juice - got about a day left and no way to recharge it.
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0ddball
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
First make an internet video that kicks ass on starwars boys version. Then sell it to the government for £1000,000.34p.
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Nath
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cut my toe nails for a start (my nailclippers are a bit blunt ya see) Smile
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BFG
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
This was a prompted by a pub conversation which featured the comment, "I wonder how many gatsos I could ride past in 24hrs......." Wink
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extreme3d
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Turn it on, stick tape over the trigger, point it blade down and let go. As a lightsaber (in theory) will cut though anything with no resistance, the weight of the handle alone should be enough to push it down. It should tunnel nicely though the earth! Might get my own volcano if i'm lucky Razz
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Davo
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Siggi wrote:
Open a few bank vaults in the early hours.


Was thinking a similar thing except armoured cars.

Failing that go raving, it'd make an awesome glow stick. Laughing
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Davo
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PostPosted: 01:05 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
SpannerMonkey wrote:
First make an internet video that kicks ass on starwars boys version. Then sell it to the government for £1000,000.34p.


Have you seen some of the lightsaber battles on youtube & google?

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lozzypop1
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PostPosted: 01:05 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Davo wrote:

Failing that go raving, it'd make an awesome glow stick. Laughing


Remind me not to dance near you!!! Laughing
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dransy
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PostPosted: 01:09 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fasten it to my bike so its sticking out and play robot wars with other road users Laughing Laughing Laughing hahaha
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would 'Oh so politely' go down my ex husbands house, slice the fireblade in half, and take the arse end home!

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dransy
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PostPosted: 01:13 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I would 'Oh so politely' go down my ex husbands house, slice the fireblade in half, and take the arse end home!


Do you like arses? Laughing
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lozzypop1
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PostPosted: 01:14 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
That one... Yes
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Tarmacsurfer
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PostPosted: 02:08 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
dransy wrote:
Fasten it to my bike so its sticking out and play robot wars with other road users Laughing Laughing Laughing hahaha


But hamsters are so much more fun! Then again, if you're a lover and not a fighter...

Back on topic, it would be a trip to Pizza hut. "Hah! THIS is how to slice a deep pan!"
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killa
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 18 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd sell it to the highest bidder straight away and then buy something decent with it.
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