Chavs !!!

greatmoorred · Nearly there... Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Karma :

Just got home from work ( driving Embarassed

) to find one of my neighbours waiting for me. Apparently 2 f**kers on mountain bikes had been trying to get the cover off my bike and have a look at it. Luckily she was passing by and asked them what they were up to, so they left.
Worthless doley scum mooching about in MY garden while im working 10 hours a day to earn a decent wage. Twisted Evil

Me and my baseball bat are hoping they come back later.

Essex_Mike · Brolly Dolly Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Karma :

Lucky she was passing. glad they didn't get anything. little fuckers, some twat tried knicking my tax disc of my bike. Be wary of em coming back, if they do give em hell Evil or Very Mad

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brooky · Brolly Dolly Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Karma :

The definition of scum, Robbing hard working people whilst all they do is pop down to sign on the dole once a week.

Get a couple of mates round and lie in wait for the fuckers Thumbs Up

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greatmoorred · Nearly there... Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Karma :

Ive Locked my cover on. Taken my seat off and disconnected the fuel line ( i fitted a new fuel line with a fancy pants connector that lets you remove the tank easier, without pissing petrol everywhere)
So, along with all the locks alarms and chains it should be ok. Nothing stopping them scratching, burning or kicking it over though, eh.

Rob-B · Trackday Trickster Joined: 21 May 2006 Karma :

Give 'em a good beating for me Thumbs Up

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mattwesti83 · Renault 5 Driver Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

If you catch them, put them in a soundproof box and leave them in one of those safe store warehouses. Under a false indentity of course and not in your city/town. Twisted Evil

Also i think they only have to sign on every two weeks now, once a week was two demanding for'em.

We should feed the chavs to starving people across the world, 2 birds one stone Wink

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

i suspect they were just curious

i too have become paranoid about kids taking an interest in my bikes on occasions
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greatmoorred · Nearly there... Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Karma :

Well, its still there this morning. Hopefully they were just looking hoping it wasnt locked up.
Its a worry though, ive got to leave it unattended sometime.

GearboxGeezer · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Karma :

Where do you live? Because this sounds very simular to somthing that happend round here a couple of days ago.

greatmoorred · Nearly there... Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Karma :

Stockport.
It happens everywhere i suppose, kids see motorbikes and think
" lets nick it "
Because they are raised on shithole council estates by single mums who left school with no qualifications, and are now raising the 3rd or 4th generation of their family to sign on the dole and achieve f**k all.
Allegedly Very Happy

* Daily mail, anyone.

GearboxGeezer · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Karma :

Hmm, Its just that there where 2 chavs riding stolen mountin bikes, and they asked us if we have seen any motorbikes in drive ways...

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Overkill · Renault 5 Driver Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Karma :

2 chavs jump off a cliff - who wins?

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TOM M · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Karma :

Quality

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

absolute quality!

that is kind of what i get, except they lean over the fence, nick what ever tools i leave out while fidling, then have the the cheek to come a couple of days later, ask to borrow a screwdriver for the mini moto, then when you say f*ck off, they start their usual my mate's dad's brothers uncles cousins son will come and do whatever, and with common reply of really, who cares? they dis-appear for a week or three then restart the process...

if anybody thinks of a solution to these kind of problems which is not liable to make it obvious who done it, they are welcome to say so in my opinion!
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Trip · Brolly Dolly Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Karma :

Crossbow

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krebsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Karma :

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krebsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Karma :

What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The Bride.

What do you call a 28 year old chavette?
Grandma.

Two chavs in a car, no music. Who's driving?
The police.

What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
"Will the defendant please rise..."

got loads more... Smile

K.
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