Bidets?

tatters · Exxon Valdez Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Karma :

Its really puzzling me at the moment but are they for washing the balls/cock/pussy or the arse or for washing both?
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Silver · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Karma :

Why would you need to wash your balls after taking a shit? That must be some monstrously sloppy splash-back you've been getting! Laughing

tatters · Exxon Valdez Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Karma :

We,ve got one at home but l,ve never know what its for, no point in it when theres a power shower
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mazz · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 May 2006 Karma :

strag · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Karma :

They make sense to me (although I don't have one). If you got shit on any other part of your body (other than your trumper) would you be happy wiping it with a bit of tissue, or would you wash it?
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Wish we had a Bidet.
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JodieWodie · Reflective Banana Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

The only time I have ever used one was after the birth of my daughter, in hospital
I used it every time I used the loo, so my stitches were nice and clean Surprised

Didn't want any infections down there!! Shocked

I don't think they are essential for everyday use
We have those toilet wet wipes in the bathroom, and they seem to do the trick Thumbs Up

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mazz · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 May 2006 Karma :

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Dunno about you, but I haven't got a saggy arse. Razz

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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/18th_century_bidet.jpg

can't help but love that pic.. guy in the back is shouting "check this out lads, look what i've got these slack whores mounting now, pmsl"