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Mr.Everready
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: We're all going to die !!! Reply with quote

Well we all know that we're going to snuff it at some point or another but scientists have calculated to the day when the human race will cease.
It will be October 31st in the year............2,252,006 Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, I'm supposed to be going to a party that day! Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's far too optimistic.
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any reason why its that day?
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sun dies and we get sucked into a black hole?
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:
The sun dies and we get sucked into a black hole?


A supermassive black hole, like a death disco
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

SimonB wrote:
Any reason why its that day?


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The date was announced by a team of European geologists and palaeontologists after millions of fossils from central Spain were analysed.

It confirms suspicions that mammal species have an average lifespan of 2.5 million years and modern man has already been around for 250,000 years.

The reason for the life cycle is thought to be a blip in the Earth's orbit which means it does not get as close to the sun as usual, triggering rapid cooling.

A report in Nature Journal says the subsequent ice age would destroy all human life.
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The reason for the life cycle is thought to be a blip in the Earth's orbit which means it does not get as close to the sun as usual, triggering rapid cooling.


The best way round that would be to turn up the heating. Razz
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll have finished ourselves off well before that.

Lets all get pissed for the time being Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

They don't even know how it all began, let alone how it's going to end.
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 12 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

if their calculations are correct they wont get the recognition they want so i don't see the point in them coming up with this crap.. do something worthwhile, deliver pizza or something.. something people will appreciate. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 13 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

guess where this story was printed Wink
that's right, the sun.
not denouncing it in any way. it's just they seemed to be the only paper who felt it right dedicate do a full page to it.
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PostPosted: 01:13 - 13 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

awwww damn that will be just after my 2,252,027th birthday how gutted am I? Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 16 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have they taken into account the effects of globl warming? This means it'll just be a wee bit cooler than it is no We will have boiled to death long before then. idiots.
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 16 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scientists can predict the end of mankind to within 24 hours but they dont think by then we would have figured out how to survive the natural change that killed off retarded animals that is the ice age, wtf Exclamation
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 16 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have they included islam into their equations? That'll see us off long before any natural disaster.
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 16 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

They can predict the end of the world millions of years into the future yet they can't accurately predict the weather 2 days from now.

Some dumb shit will have given them a multi million pound research grant to work that pointless bit of guesswork out.
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 17 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll miss it coz I'll be at work that week.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 17 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'll pull a sicky for the day. It's not like they will be able to dock me a days pay Very Happy
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PostPosted: 05:13 - 22 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well at least we've still got 2.25 million to look forward to...
you never know I may eve get round to fixing that leak in the kitchen... but don't you dare tell my OH I said that, OK? Thumbs Up Wink
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PostPosted: 05:27 - 22 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can find saddam hussein in a fucking hole, but you can't tell me why the human race will indeed, destroy itself, bollocks to your theories.

People's priorities are bullshit these days, this geezer who thought all that up, he has wasted half his life making calculations of other people's bollocks to predict things that happened/will happen at the two extremes away from his own lifespan, the fact that he gives a flying fuck is disturbing in itself.

Must we spend our lives trying to find out where we came from and where we're going? I would much rather enjoy my own life, leave these cretins to their pointless studies and eureka esque cancer of the planet.

Kill the muslims, our lifespan will go through the fucking roof.
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PostPosted: 09:03 - 22 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
I would much rather enjoy my own life, leave these cretins to their pointless studies and eureka esque cancer of the planet.

Kill the muslims, our lifespan will go through the fucking roof.


How selfish and uneducated do you sound?

Oh I suppose this is just another attention grabber, you dont actually mean it do you.........or do you??????? Shocked
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 22 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

vee wrote:
Scientists can predict the end of mankind to within 24 hours but they dont think by then we would have figured out how to survive the natural change that killed off retarded animals that is the ice age, wtf Exclamation


And how can they predict something as complex as that, when they cant even cure the common cold...?
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 22 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Fran"]
Soul_Trader wrote:
you dont actually mean it do you.........or do you??????? Shocked


When I am writing something I mean it, my views may change over time, they may not.
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 22 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont give a shit when the human race will die Confused just would like to know
when I will die Confused that way I can do all the mental things that might kill
me without the fear of it killing me Wink mind you I wouldn't get the
adrenalin buzz from it Confused hmmm not thought this out properly Confused
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