some chav has been siting on my bike....

[virus]

he is in my class at college and him and his friend thought it would be funny to get a picture of him on my bike , i havent checked fro damages yet but if there is any can i get him to cough up for them legaly? or will it be a tourque wrench in the back of the head job when he is walking home?
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[tomkapsalis]

Get your foot out when your riding past him, or piss through his letterbox OR I personally would video yourself pissing/pooing on his parents car, making sure you get ther reg plate, blank your face out, chuck it on youtube and send him the addy in a non suspicous way. Like slipping it into his bag.
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

[virus]

Im getting really annoyed at the moment, Ive got until 4 till i finish then im going to check on the bike and if theres even a scratch on it im going to get him, Its on the centrestand which is already bent a bit so I may say he bent it and get a new one out of him
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[.....]

[virus]

neither would I...
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[Whitey]

As always a brisk tazing will sort out the problem
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She's a monster. No, that's not right, she isn't a monster, she's, she's...... she's a twat!!

[tokarev]

Get some PostIt notes and stick them onto your bike:

https://img486.imageshack.us/img486/9660/postittyhreatstn1.jpg

He should get the message.

[tomkapsalis]

I'd just hit him next time he's on your bike. Or shout 'Oi you prick, get off my steed' Then chase after him with your helmet on. Being nutted by someone with a helmet on apparently really hurts.
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

[Arfdog]

[mark83]

Get one of these fitted to your bike.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RNPga1ICtHg
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[Ste]

Stop worrying about nothing.

Someone sitting on your bike is quite unlikely to damage it. If it were damaged then and you were wanting to legally get then to pay for damages then you'd be wanting to file a civil action with your local small claims court, have fun.

[murphyD]

[tokarev]

Yeah.

Seriously, if you catch him at it again just tell him not to sit on your bike. He might decide to fight you...just tell him you know kung fu.

Also the post it notes are Thatcham approved.

[Zen Dog]

Just get the pics of him sitting on your bike, then just randomly wander up to him and lamp him (preferably with armoured gloves on).

If anyone asks, just tell them he was sitting on your bike, and ask how they'd feel about someone sitting in their car without permission. Job done.

Zen Dog

P.S. My dad once picked a chav up by the scruff of the neck just for sitting on someone's bike. Seemed perfectly reasonable to me. Touching other peoples bikes is a no-no.
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[Rob-B]

Some chavs sat on my Moped today as well, tried telling them politely to get off but that didn’t work. Also got asked loads of questions like 'how fast you get out of it mate!' etc.

I hope they didn’t damage anything

[mattwesti83]

[hmmmnz]

i wired up a capactor via a swich to my handle grip on my scooter when i was a lad,
very funny stuff,
get an old deposible camera with a flash and rip it apart and get the flash circuit.
wire it with 2 wires, when they touch the two wires the get a massive shock. fairly harmless. or put one side to earth and the other to the bar and hope when there zip hits the tandk and there hand touches the grip the get it in the balls fun times
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Wiring Diagrams BIDNIP it bitches

[tsmith]

fit a datatool system 3
or system 4

the motion sensors will trigger a full reaction if any chav vermin touch your bike

[Clanger]

Electric shock system would sort the little feck out!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[st3v3]

how would you set up a home made electro shock system, i could build one, but lack the knowledge of how to......

and may forget about it and shock myself sometime
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[extreme3d]

Best do nothing. Once he realises it makes you react, he and his friends will keep on doing it do get a response. If you do nothing they won't bother to do it again. If he shows you the pics just say something neutral or even positive such as, "yeah it's quite comfy", or "i'm saving up for something bigger soon".

Something like that will make them think you aren't all that bad, or easy to wind up and if anything they will treat you and your bike with a bit of respect.

[mistergixer]

A young girl at work decided she'd have a sit on my Gixer one lunchtime when i wasn't looking - one of my workmates saw her and told me.
I was well pissed off, gixer sidestands are made of cheese and it could have easily toppled over.
The next week i went up to her and told her that a stolen bike matching mine had been involved in a fatal hit-and-run, the police had fingerprinted my bike and found her prints all over it - now she was a major suspect in the case and would need to get down to the local copshop to give a statement.
Thankfully she was young and stupid enough to believe me, and the smell of shit from her pants was worse than the smell of my bullshit!

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Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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[h00dwink]

[virus]

there wasnt any damage thank god, I dont want blood on my torque wrench lol, but anyway I think from now on im going to park it elsewere were they cant find it.

one of those electric shock systems looks good aswell though

Cheers
John
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[V2]

i got an alarm system off ebay for 24 quid, nothing complicated but it starts chirping if anyone even touches the bike, then 5 seconds later, if its still moving, 125db siren