Pop Quiz

[bazza]

You find a chav has been sitting on your bike...
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[Essex_Mike]

i vote the 3rd option. though does depend if its gona follow with your ass getting kicked after by his mates?

if yes, then tie him to the bike n drag him down the road instead
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[JonB]

The 3rd option came closest. I'm probably too civilised to actually lamp someone.
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[Rawker]

offer him a shot as pillion if he wants a shot,

then sling a huge wheelie and watch him fall off the back,

(i dont have full licence yet, so cant take pillion)
(only have a 125 so wouldnt be able to drop him much)

[Rookie]

It depends on how many of them there was. If it was only 1 I wouldn't damage my helmet on his thick skull, I'd just punch him with a nice armoured glove. If it was 2 or more it would heavily depend on circumstances, but really I'd probably just ring the police or hop on ASAP and naff off.

[kenny]

3rd option, if it was outside my flat then id come out and wrap a baseball bat round his head and made sure his mates knew they'd get the same if they tried it too
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[ram_doom]

I'd feed him to sickpup
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[Dragonfly]

I would eat him myself.
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[bazza]

[SoulRider]

I would probably drag him of the bike or push him away from it if he was getting of then my next reaction would be dependent on how he react. If he wasnt gunna leave it at that and started gobbing or pushing me then id smack him one.
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[dainesefreak]

Duran Duran. Have I missed the point??

[ColdInsomnia]

If a random guy sat on my bike? Not much, maybe politely ask them to remove themselves.

If a chav sat on my bike? I'd start by clawing a few fingers into their left eye socket, tearing their eyeball out and squeezing it before doing the same to the other eye, but with my teeth. I'd then proceed to push the front end of the bike down (assuming it's on center stand) and spin the rear wheel at some impressive speeds.

Then I'd take the chav's fingers and introduce them to the nice place where the chain meets the sprocket. When the engine reaches a hot enough temperature I'd push their face into the radiator until I can smell justice. I'd then grab the chav's mouth and put it over my exhaust whilst holding his nose.

If the chav is still moving the best way to finish them that I've found is to make a neat incision to the intestinal area, grab a handful and hold onto it as you drive away at speed.
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[SoulRider]

Wheres a straight jacket when you need one
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[Adam_P]

[ColdInsomnia]

[krebsy]

I'd just watch with amusement whilst the alarm scared him into brown trouser territory. .

K.
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[st3v3]

I just chose 3 as i've learnt over past year that if you don't stick up for yourself, no one else will and you get walked over so give as good as you get and they could be so surprised as to leave you well alone..
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[JeffT]

Where is the 4th option for most pointless poll ever?

[bazza]

[mrbluesbox]

option 3 - its all they understand.
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