What Are You Rubbish At?

Katie · Spanner Monkey Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Karma :

I don't mean Maths or Physics or anything like that. I mean little day to day things. For example ...

I'm cooking dinner and I've been peeling potato's. I absolutely suck at it for some reason. I always have. I cannot use a peeler, they just don't work for me, and if I use a knife I end up taking off half the potato with the skin.

So this got me thinking. Does everyone have these little things that they are rubbish at. I have a friend who can't whistle, has never been able to, and another who just can't cut bread; it doesn't matter how hard she tries she'll turn a loaf into a doorstop.

So, do any of you guys have these wierd little things that you just can't do? Thinking

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

Leggy_Girl · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Karma :

I can't hold a knife and fork properly so i can't cut up most food without butchering it Embarassed

I've was never taught how to and i just can't learn?!

/Pass me a spoon damn it!!
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zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

Can't think of any. Thinking

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Katie · Spanner Monkey Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Karma :

I was waiting for that response! Laughing

And the Smart Arse Award goes to ..... Rookie! Wink

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techierob · Traffic Copper Joined: 05 Oct 2006 Karma :

crikey, it'd be a long list Neutral

Pool: No matter how much I practice, I always fluff my shots and the cue bool ends up in someone's pint half the time.
But for some absurd reason, I can usually clear up after I've downed at least half a dozen pints. I'm at a loss to explain why Confused

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

I always manage to get my bike dirty right after cleaning it, I mean I can clean a bike hella good just i manage to get it dirty 5 miles later. Mr. Green

And Im not very good a getting drunk I always go over the top Laughing

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Leggy_Girl · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Karma :

murphyD · Scooby Slapper Joined: 19 May 2006 Karma :

I can never open a bottle of wine & have just one glass Rolling Eyes

Really rubbish at flipping a fryed egg, hate it when the yolk breaks
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king kong · Nearly there... Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

Life

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

I swim like a brick! Shocked

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

I'm not that great at racial relations, allegedly.

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I can't remember peoples names when I see their faces.

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

bandit kev · Nova Slayer Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Karma :

i cant sit still aways got to be doing something
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ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

Cant handle more than 4 pints without vomiting Cool

cant stand up if I close my eyes either Shocked

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JodieWodie · Reflective Banana Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

I am quite good at most things...
I am a quick learner

However...
I cannot swim. I find it difficult. My chest siezes up, and I sink. I hate swimming. I detest it. I hated it at school. I couldn't breathe in chest-height water and no-one believed me. "Water eases your breathing". Erm..no it fuc*ing doesn't!! It hurts my chest. Retards. And swimming in PYJAMAS and shIt! Get stuffed. Bunch of muppets.

I cannot eat Twiglets or Marmite. I WANT to eat Twigles and M. They smell nice. They look nice. I like Bovril. Yum. But Marmite etc makes me hurl. Like a Queen. Sick

I cannot run. My body is not made to run. When I was a child I couldn't run. I used to try SO hard that I used to trip over my own feet. When I was slim, slim I could not run. Now I am 10 ish stone,I still can't bluddy run... I have NEVER been able to run. I don't why. It is Gods fault.

I cannot drink cider or apple juice. Sick

When I was 15 I drank 15 bottles of diamond white and black. I puked purple sick for 2 days straight!! If I smell apple juice now I think of that time. ICK. blugh
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ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

JodieWodie · Reflective Banana Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Rob-B · Trackday Trickster Joined: 21 May 2006 Karma :

I cant lick my elbow Confused

TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

I have one thing that I am absofuckinglutely crap at. It doesn't matter which shop it is, what time of day, the temperature, the relative humidity or anything, it's just something I lack the gene that enables me to do it.

I cannot, to save my life, open a sodding plastic carrier bag at the checkout.
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Marcg868 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

Cant open envelopes for letters/birthday/christmas cards etc without ripping them to shreads. And then nearly ripping whats inside in the process Laughing

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I can never get past more than four or five letter words on fecking Countdown Evil or Very Mad

I think I'm on a roll if I can get a six letter word.

I can sometimes do the numbers thing in my head. But not always. I refuse to do it on paper or with a calculator.

Do they hear the ticking clock thing whilst they are actually on the programme? Its very distracting Rolling Eyes

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Misc · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Karma :

Snake boards. I could never get anywhere on them, always wanted to as they looked cool. Did anyone manage to master them? Cool