funny moment.

[steveh]

was out last night with a few friends, one 50cc a 4t 125 and a rd125
Now im on a 600, i dont mind riding with little bikes, in fact sometimes its good as it reminds me of my 50cc days, the slow set offs, the smell of 2smoke

We were approaching a set of lights, me in the middle, when a joy boy in a really loud saxo shouts " go on lads" handbrakes it and follows us, i see him shout stuff at the two lads behind me, then pulls up to me looks at me, laughs then looks down at the bike, i think he realised what it was, his face dropped to the ground and he put his foot down, so i kept level with the side of him, gave him a little girly wave and dropped one and went bye bye.

i always get cunts trying to race or whatever but his face was just priceless, pure comedy.

he turned off after that, probably by sheer embarrassment .


dont try race fiddys, there could be a 600 in the middle
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[st3v3]

ha ha, nice one - if only you could carry cameras for such a moment!
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[ColdInsomnia]

Pfft, I had a run-in with some chavs in some god-awful car the other day. I was with my mate and we were waiting at the lights on the A48 when all we can hear is the BOOM-BOOM-BOOM of an approaching mobile subwoofer.

Some car, looked pretty old style but in good nick pulled up next to us, full of chavs staring at us gormlessly. The driver had a baseball cap down over his face and one hand on the steering wheel (Driving "street" style, playa) and gave us a small, evil stare without changing expression.

As soon as the lights turned green he wheelspan off the line (I was talking to my mate at the time).

Anyway, as you can probably guess it only took a second or two to catch up with him and overtook him doing twice the speed he was, even on my Divvy! My mate on the TZR wasn't too far behind me either.


God... I don't mind people in cars but most of them just embarress themselves when they try and race a bike - it's just not a fair match!
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[john2]

Haha, cant wait to do that, theres so many of them around my area aswell!

[Fran]

The worst run in Ive ever had with chavs in shit cars was on my mountain bike when I was about 17.....they tried running me off the road as I was flying down the hill, gave me the vs etc as they sped past.

So as I watched them drive ahead and stop in a right lane I brought up a massive greeny and as I flew past gobbed it in through the passenger window

The lads face was a fuckin picture, looking down into his lap......they spun out of that lane and I thought I was gonna get battered, but all they did was empty a bottle of water over me hahaha, it was a hot day anyway so think I won that one

[wristjob]

[Adam80UK]

Yeah sadly the chav will think he won that one, getting off the lines will have been all that matters to him.
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[Brick_Top]

Who genuinely gives a fuck, or even half a fuck

[GearboxGeezer]

I love it when chavs try to race me on my rs 125, they got a small car full of about 12 people and the thing probably does 0-60 in about 7 seconds when theres just one driver in it.

Alot of people think they can piss all over me because of my L plates, but that changes once the lights go green.

Picture it:

Im at the lights, here boom boom music and chavs in a car all laughing and slapping each other and other silly things like that, with the car revving. By the time we come to the next lights they all just sit facing forward not talking or anything.

[Fran]

pmsl, good at picture it descriptions you!

Yeah seen that one before - you'd think they were ont way to a funeral...

[Clanger]

I like to blow kisses to jerks like that, they will always assume the biker is male...so the reaction is class!
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[TheDonUK]

I really love doing that, i feel all warm and fuzzy inside after...

And im not even on a 600

[matthab]

As i drive a ped i always get the odd chav in his saxo trying to race me, and i really cant be fussed racing people as if something happens like an accident ill be first to be blamed.

So they sit there reving and playing there music, i sit there listening to my ipod thinking "god i cant hear my music over this". Theyll shoot off and ill make no effort to catch them as in worcester they always get stuck at the second set of lights and ill just filter past. I dont win drag races but i win the slow que jumping ones.

[Groove]

Go along side, till about 25/30 give a little wave, then wheelie away.

Simple.
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[virus]

ive had a few wannabe drag racers in there corsas trying to race me on my cg125. They see it as old and slow because its got no fairing, I soon prooved them wrong by acelerating straight to 40 before they had got to 20 lol, a 4 more teeth on the rear sprocket helps acelleration tons
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[Richard Green]

Yeah yeah yeah i had the chavs the other day in a mini cooper s , and he broke my viginity ( wheelie one that is ) .
Pulled up behind a row of 3 cars travelling in a national speed limit zone doing around 55 -60 , so i positioned mself on the minis outside quarter , he pulled over to the left to let me by , went passed him gave him the wave tosay thank you , went past the other two cars and off into the distance .
Eventually slowed up dropped down below the speed limit and the next minute wwwwhhhhoooooosssshhhhhh fookin mini cooper s deciding to try and take my front wheel out , tosser ( big red horns appear ).
Stayed with him just folllowing at this time , then hey presto red traffic lights two lanes ha ha payback chav .
He sat there revving the arse of the mini , elbow hanging out of the window head bouncing up and down , smarmy grin on face , by this time im thinking sod it nothing to prove .
Lights to green off he goes wheels squealing , mind change fook it chav have it , slips the clutch off we go , opens her right up , fook me an angel appears in the shape of my front whel up in the clouds lol , come on baby let him have it , taking into account only in first at this point but already at this point on my way past him ( fook it must have looked good ) , went past him as i put the front end down and flicked up into second , looked in the mirrors and looked like hed admitted defeat lol , got a quick couple of flashes on the headlights and he sat behind me the rest of the way till he pulled off lol ( Respect ha ha )