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[Scooby]

Ello all...

Well, I'm back from Malia in Crete. Arrived back home at about 11.30pm tonight and I'm Donald Ducked.

Do you have any idea what I was faced with when I signed onto the forum for the first time in 15 days? Not to mention the mountain of crap emails that awaited me...

Anywho, holiday was awesome, despite the fact one of my mates was too ill to join us. Oh, and one of them buggered off early due to a 'conflict' in the group (mummy's boy )

Weather was wicked, 40 degrees a common thing, and even at night it was around 30 degrees. Some nights we were sweating like Jews in Nazi Germany. Hammered every night, 3 for 1 on drinks, and free shots and stuff. Drinks were quite expensive, around 6 euros (4 quid) for a vodka and coke, but when you get 3 for 1 and 2 free shots its awesome. Also, because spirits are so cheap out there and soft drinks expensive, especially Red Bull, the drinks were literally 1/2 vodka 1/2 mixer. You could literally walk in the first bar and be rendered within 15 minutes.

You do not realise how many hot women go on holiday to Malia. It is a must for all blokes under the age of 30. Example, arrived at the airport, pulled. Second night on holiday, got laid by a 27 year old lass from England. Wicked man.

Food is dirt cheap, but you can't really eat in that heat. Proper massive fry-up for 3 euros (2 quid), and that's all you'd eat all day, probably why you're pissed 24/7, cos it's all drinking and no eating.

I got shaving foamed one night whilst spinning out in my room. Woke up looking like Captain Birdseye. Oh well, the lad who did it soon shut up when he went skinny dipping one night with some birds and we nicked his clothes

Got kicked out of McDonalds for being too lairy, the security there are proper brutes. Never did get my McChicken Sandwich meal.

Anyway, nobody within our group got arrested or anything, and no fighting either which was a surprise. Can't wait to get my ass back in my own bed.

10 hour delay going, everything sweet as coming home though.

Night night, speak to you all soon after I've had some kip. Laters.

Scoob.

[Stew]

Glad you had fun Scoobs, and wow@ no fighting either.

Are you coming to RnB now?
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[Susi]

Hmm... You adulterer! I have no respect for you. None at all.

Forgive me if you no longer have a girlfriend.
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[Scooby]

Stew: Nah I can't come to RnB, the bastards at work are bitching because 3 weeks off is aparently taking the piss for a part time job. great stuff. Wankers.

Susi: I know, I know. I do still have a girlfriend. I know I've done wrong, people are saying what happened in Malia stays on the holiday, but I reckon someone will slip up and she'll find out. I am considering telling her but I don't wanna hurt her. I will think about it more tomorrow when I ain't as knackered.
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[Pyro]

Good stuff scooby

@ no fights or arrests

[Scooby]

I stayed out of trouble totally. You don't get on the bad side of the Greeks. If anyone starts you just let it drop. It's not worth wrecking your holiday over, and also if you get arrested they throw you in a cell for 6 months till someone realises you have disappeared and your Visa's ran out.
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[Pyro]

Fair point , but everyone loves a bit of fistycuffs (watching anyway)

although a greek would probably stab you ( or spit at you )

[Ste]

Glad you had a good holiday

Now RNB time

[Scooby]

My mates don't look on here. They're all into bloody cars apart from one of my mates who has an R6. And he didn't go on holiday with us, and also he won't sign up for here, and if he did I trust him to keep his mouth shut
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[Susi]

[Phoenix]

Well some ppl don't take relationships as seriously as others which is why they can manage to go and screw someone else at the same time, their choice, and imo the wrong one. I don't think I could ever do it but thats just me.

[Ben]

alright scoob, as you know i went to malia as well, while you were out there i think, i swear i saw someone with a similar shirt to yours, but i thought yours had robbo on so i didn't shout out. i was staying in dorsia or drosia apartments.

we did get in a few fights, two were intra-group fights (about sisters and stuff) and one was on the street but we won with no injuries to ourselves!!

two of my mates ended up in medical centres because they were so wasted they were being sick whilst actually being unconscious.

the only punishment i got was that i got a kicked in the back of my legs and punched in the back by one of the security guards. he thought i had a joint behind my ear, but it was a fag with a white filter.

i don't want to alarm you but my mate had a girlfriend when we went to faliraki last year, and he shagged a bird, and we promised that what happens on holiday stays on holiday.. but as you can guess it didn't. i'm not saying she will find out, but i would say that you should try and get an excuse or a good apology lined up just incase.


ben
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[Syfoon]

Nice to hear you had fun, scoob.

Heh, when I went to Ibiza, I got hammered, and was ditched naked, in the middle of nowhere, with only my wallet to keep me company, in a handy bumbag...

... trying to hire a dodgy 'ped while hungover and naked isn't the easiest thing to do. .
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[Scooby]

Susi: I know what you're saying. I would never cheat again, and I was very drunk at the time. I know this isn't really relevant because at the end of the day I have already cheated, and no matter what I do or say can change that. If I could turn the clock back I would, but what can I do now. What hurts more, not knowing then finding out later or knowing now? On a better note, congratulations on the engagement, you two seem well suited

Ben: Yeah it was wicked mate, I dunno how you managed to get in fights though, if I can stay out of trouble then anyone can. If anyone bumped into you and spilt your drink they just said sorry mate let me get you another, and I did the same a couple of times when I spilt other peoples drinks, so much easier if everyone just gets on together. My mate cut his hand on a broken bottle, that my mate threw at him but thats about it, the medical centre is a joke. Did you see that porno PR working at Midway? /me drools. Dunno if it was me you saw mate, if it was there would have been a group of about 10-12 lads all with light blue shirts on and mine said Willo on the back.

Phoe: I do take relationships seriously. I was bladdered at the time so I wasn't aware of what I was doing, and If I could turn the clock back then I would, I know this isn't really an excuse but what more can I do, I am worrying like mad cos I don't wanna hurt Rachel, so much so that I haven't actually phoned her or seen her yet, it's all been in text messages.
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[andrew]

Glad you had a good time mate, gggrrr i need a holiday now.

Oh and on what Phoe said, i agree with him totally, drink is *not* an excuse and no matter what *anyone* says you *cant* truly love someone if you cheat on them. I know ive used a lot of **** but its to prove a point

Oh and where are the photos??

[Kris]

bunch of pussies
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[Scooby]

Photo's of what?

You have a selection to choose from off my mates' cameras...

Scoob getting shaving foamed in the night
Scoob naked in the shower
Scoob having orange juice poured over head
Scoob being drowned in the pool
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[andrew]

Scoob being shaved


And Kris just because you...*cough* nevermind

[Rob]