What would you do if someone moved your bike?

[TheDonUK]

Hi all...

My bike is not even running, will be getting rid, but just came back to find a car where my bike was parked this morning, with the bike behind it, on the muddy grass, it doesent look as if it has been dropped... but i was outranged...

I immediately let down his tires, and i am now sitting here with a can of Nitro-Mors contemplating weather to write cunt in big letters across the bonnet...

If i had the time i would wait around to see who it was and have words...

What would you do in my situation? is the paintstripper too far?

[mr.z]

Take something off your bike and wait arround to have him for criminal damage..

Or get the bigest locks you can find and put them on his wheels
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[Ste]

Ermmm, where is this, outside your work, your house, etc?

With four flat tyres I doubt he's going anywhere in a hury so if doing anything to the car doing it overnight would be a better time I'd say. However wedging nails next to each tyre in a such a way that when the car moves foward, all the tyres get punctured is a more effect way of letting someone's tyres down mainly cos they can't just pump them back up again.

[Blau Zedong]

I'd do the nitromors shuffle . Just don't get caught. I hope it's a decent car.
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[TheDonUK]

At Uni... I live there though, i think i may go and make sure they are all flat... brb

[TheDonUK]

I just went out there and hes gone... While i was posting this... i shoulda stood around and waited....

Hes got two flat rears, which i doubt he will notice for a while... i hope it fucks his car...

[krebsy]

get some friends and "bounce" the car out of the space and onto the mud.

Then leave a note : "We moved your car because you seem to feel it is appropriate and acceptable to do this to other peoples property. As someone obviously not trained to handle a motorcycle you are criminally liable for any damage you have caused because you were too lazy to find another parking space. If any vehicles are moved against their owners permission or damaged in future then you will be receiving a visit from the police."



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[Graham88]

I'd have probably done the same as you've done, let the tyres down. I think the paint stripper might be going too far, depending what damage he's done to your bike!

[TheDonUK]

As far as i see there is no damage, but its so old and fucked you never can tell...

If i had of had anything half decent i would absolutely flipped...

[Feasty]

[Blackwolf]

[TheDonUK]

Less than a week...

[Dazbo666]

I'm almost paranoid about anyone touching my bike at the best of times, irrespective of how old or what condition it's in.
It's your property and this person has no right to touch or move it. I think I'd have "accidentally spilled" a couple of nails or screws near the inside wall of his tyres if that was me
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[krebsy]

it's bad enough when they flick the brake levers on my mountain bike (all the smokers stand in the bike shed here when it rains) and I'd be seriously pissed if they started doing it to the ZZR. Hell, I even get mildly angry when they "check the bike out" by standing close and looking at it too much.. :0.

Still, That's what shock sensor alarms are for. one flick of the lever nd they get a warning. one move of the bike and the alarm goes off.

make sure the bike is locked through the front or rear wheel and let's see him try and move it. He'd have to physically pick it up or more likely drop it, and then it's a criminal damage charge...



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[ZRX61]

Pliers, pull the schraeder valves out of his rims...



& then twat the fucker with a 2x4 when he shows up.

[trevoriv]

If it was lump of crap bike i was getting rid of anyway i would have got some mates to help my lift the bike back into the space that the car is on, probably put it on the bonnet and windscreen

[Rawker]

i had this happen to me at my mates flat, thing was i parked it up on the pavement next to the push bikes, i come out to find out someone moved it out of there and to next to the bins.

if someone moved my bike for a car id let down the tires. maybe steal the arial.

[tokarev]

Well, at least you got some revenge. Better than none at all.

He will probably notice the flat rears and pull over thinking "who the fuck done that then?!". Then he will realize his mistake in moving your bike.

If he is stupid enough to do it again, then use a combination of your Nitro-Mors idea and ZRX61's idea. Or if you catch him in person, then have a word with him about it.

[Louise]

[Blau Zedong]

[ZRX61]

Ankles????

[Paivi]

[phk6]

i nearly smashed my mates head in when he moved my ped at work, so if some random twat moved my bike i dont think there would be a nearly.
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[mikeoldcars]

letting someones tyres down is mildly annoying especialy if the driver is a lazy f@ck who has a 12v compressor for reinflating, you could just whizz the valves out of the tyres with a valve key then when the tyres are reinflated they go flat again immediatley, but tyre valves are cheap enough, thats why snipping off all of the valves isnt really going to hit em hard in the pocket either, best thing is a knife through the sidewall because the sidewall cant be repaired so the whole tyre has to be replaced
not that i would even think of doing any of the above cos there all a bit naughty
oh and on the subject of bouncing a car out of the way why not get your mates to roll it over instead much more satisfying

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