branded condoms

Retro-Man · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Karma :

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line...

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco condoms - Every little helps
Nike condoms - Just do it
Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - No comment required
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but wheres the pain
Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - Size really does matter
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world
AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole
Expedia Condoms - Wish you could get away!
Frosties Condoms - They're grrreat
gilette condoms - the best a man can get
craig david condoms - wots ur flava
new galaxy textured condoms - y hav rubba wen u can hav silk
cadburys creme eggs - how do u eat urs
heinz salad cream condoms - it's all goin on
cinema condoms - comin soon
lynx condoms - cos u neva no
cadburys condoms - giv into ur happiness
insette condoms - for that extra hold
halifax condoms - who givs u extra
teletubie condoms - again again!
red bull condoms - gives u wings
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JBurrows88 · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 May 2006 Karma :

Bril

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide

That one suits me Laughing

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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Oh. My. God. I had that in an email when I was 13!!!
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_Will_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Karma :

Real ones are bad enough.
Trojan - Don't trust a condom named after a greek story where trojans sneaked their way into the fort Rolling Eyes

Also a virus allbeit a computer one.
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Retro-Man · Traffic Copper Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Karma :

bollox then, won't bother next time

stamps off in a big sulk...stamp....stamp..stamp..
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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

It's funny how you can tell a chimp/chav hybrid was bashing on a keyboard and added the ones after Frosties Smile

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